"This is stupid, Temari." Kankuro said as the three siblings walked through the aisles of the local Sand-Mart.

"Look! Mommy, mommy!' shouted a young girl, pointing at Kankuro. "It's a fat man!"

"No, honey. That's not a fat man, that's a fat boy." Her mother replied, looking at Kankurou.

Kankurou narrowed his eyes. "I hate this place." He grumbled, as Temari laughed at him.

"Oh, come on Temari! I have important things to do." Kankuro whined.

"Playing Malibu Barbie Beach Party on your Xbox 360 does not count as important things to do." Temari snapped.

"Can we go yet?" asked a rather annoyed Gaara, glaring at his bickering siblings.

"But we just got here!" yelled Temari.

"Ughhh!" groaned Kankurou, whacking his head on a cereal box shelf.

"Gaara, can you get the milk?" Temari asked after consulting her extremely long list.

"Um…no?" he replied, lifting his non-existent eyebrow.

"Oh you guys are no use. I always go shopping for tubby and psycho here." She muttered under her breath.

"Hey! I'm not fat!" said Kankuro, shoving chocolate bars in his mouth.

"KANKURO!" Temari screeched. "You have to pay for those!"

"Huh? Whys that?" he asked, while unwrapping a Snickers bar. He was about to start eating it when Temari grabbed it out of his hands.

"Give me that!" Temari yelled.

"Hey! I was eating that!" Kankuro whined.

Meanwhile, Gaara had wandered over to the medicine aisle, and was examining the assortment of drugs.

"Hm…aspirin." Read Gaara, as he picked up the tiny bottle, "Relieves pain!" he said happily after looking at the back. He shoved the bottle he was holding down his gourd, and looked around. Then he grabbed another bottle.

'What's this? Birth control? I'll have to ask Temari about it.' He decided.

When he showed up, Temari had gotten a few things.

"Hey Temari, what's this for?" he asked, shoving the bottle in her face. She read the label and sighed.

"Gaara put it back." She told her psychopathic brother.

"Why? Does it kill people?" he asked happily, taking the bottle and examining it further.

"No! Just put it back!" she said with more force.

"Fine." He said. After he had gotten away from Temari, he stuffed the bottle down his gourd, and giggled for a few minutes. He then regained his composure and walked back toward the drugs.

During this, Kankuro was in the candy aisle.

"Wow! Look at all the candy!" he squealed with delight. After grabbing one of every package, he skipped away in search of his sister.

"Hey Temari, I've got stuff." He said happily, and dumped all the candy in their cart.

"Kankuro, what the hell is all of this?" She asked with venom dripping from her words.

"It's candy!" he replied, oblivious to her anger.

"We DON'T need candy!" she shouted at her brother. "We need cheese wheels!"

Just then, Gaara showed up carrying a wide assortment of drugs in his arms.

"What are cheese wheels?" he asked his younger brother.

Gaara just rolled his eyes and dropped all the drugs in the cart. "What is all of this?" his sister asked him.

"They say they are really soothing." Gaara said nodding toward the drugs.

"What is this? Benedryl, Motrin, aspirin? Do we really need all of this?"

Gaara nodded. "All of them."

"That's it! Both of you go home! NOW!" she yelled.

"No! It's fun here!" replied Gaara. "Come on fatty; let's go to the ice cream aisle." Gaara said to his brother.

"Yay!" replied Kankuro, ignoring the stab Gaara had made at his weight.

"No! Come back here!" yelled Temari.

Gaara and Kankuro arrived at the ice cream aisle after getting lost three times. Kankurou was happily skipping through the aisle, and Gaara was looking at the ice cream.

"What the hell? Who would want to eat artificial strawberry flavored ice cream?" he asked Kankurou, who was eating his second tub of chocolate ice cream. His brother shrugged and resumed eating.

"The dehydrated strawberries do look a bit like blood clots, though. Maybe we do need strawberry ice cream." He said to himself. Kankuro started choking at that comment.

"Thanks sicko! Now I'll never be able to eat strawberries again."

Gaara shrugged, obviously not caring, and grabbed three tubs of the ice cream. Kankurou grabbed five tubs of chocolate ice cream. Then they both left to find Temari.

During the ice cream adventure, Temari was trying to get her shopping done. She was currently looking at the toothpaste.

"Hmmm…should I get Bob the Builder toothpaste or Blues Clues toothpaste for Gaara?" she asked herself, examining both kinds carefully. She finally decided on Bob the Builder.

Gaara and Kankuro showed up as Temari placed the toothpaste in the cart.

"Hey, Temari! Look what we got!" Kankuro shouted in her ear.

"What the hell! We don't need all this crap!" she screeched.

Gaara and Kankuro ignored her and dumped all the ice cream in the cart. Temari pulled her four ponytails in frustration.

"Heehee! You look like Gaara when you do that." Kankuro said, giggling.

Both of his siblings glared at him, though he didn't notice.

Temari consulted her list again. "Okay guys. All we have left to get is cereal and tampons. I'll handle the cereal, and you can get the tampons." She said as she walked away, smirking slightly.

"Gaara…what are tampons?" Kankuro asked his brother.

Gaara shrugged. "How the hell am I supposed to know?"

They spotted a Sand-Mart employee and walked up to him. He had tons of acne and was wearing a Star Trek shirt.

"Um...excuse me-" Kankuro started, but Gaara cut him off.

"Tell us what tampons are or die bitch."

"Heehee! Tampons!" the extremely geeky employee said, giggling and snorting.

"Yes, tell me what they are…NOW!" Gaara shouted, starting to get angry.

"Well, do you know about the birds and the bees?" the employee asked, giggling slightly.

The brothers both shook their heads.

"Heehee! I've never gotten to be a mentor before!"

After much whispering and blushing, the employee managed to explain to Kankuro and Gaara about tampons and how they worked. Kankuro was extremely shocked, while Gaara looked the same as ever.

"Come on let's get the tampons." Gaara told his brother, and they walked to the 'feminine products' aisle.

Gaara examined every brand thoroughly. After about five minutes, Gaara decided on the brand, and Kankuro managed to get over the shock.

Kankuro grabbed the package from Gaara and skipped happily over to the check out area.

"Hey, Temari! I got those things that you stick in your va-"

He was cut off quickly by Temari slapping her hand over his mouth.

"Don't you dare say it, fatty!" she growled.

Gaara watched the argument and noted that the price for all the crap was close to one thousand dollars.

'Heehee! I can't wait until Temari sees the price!' he thought to himself.

"Um…excuse me miss…" the very frightened employee said.

Temari turned to her. "What is it?" she snapped.

"Um…well…your total comes to $1000.37…"

"WHAT?!? FATTY, I BLAME THIS ALL ON YOU! IF YOU DIDN'T EAT SO MUCH WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS PROBLEM!" Temari shouted, making the Sand-Mart shake.

All the people in the store covered their ears.

"Mommy! The fat boy got told!" the little girl said happily to her mother.