HI! This fic is dedicated to my best buddy who I won't mention his name for special reasons. Any who, like…you know who you are dude!
NOTICE: all of you peoples out there who haven't watched the SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2006 cut scenes might not understand what I'm talking about, if you're one of those peoples, you can watch it on YouTube. That is all.
The original sonic characters were created by SEGA and the SONIC TEAM! Let's give them a round of applause folks..
LAST NOTICE!: I suggest all of those reading this out there should read the story aloud, therefore, you will look so totally odd when your parents walk in your room and see you screaming from the top of your lungs..Thank you.
SONIC NEXT GEN
BLOOPER REEL
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: FESTIVAL OF THE SUN (cut scene 1: sonic's story)
TAKE : 1
The boat with Princess Elise and all the other weirdoes in capes that hang around her, rode on that fancy boat all the way to the centre of Soleanna where there is this huge metal bowl thing. Everyone living on Soleanna was surrounding the large centerpiece of soleanna stared screaming when they saw their princess
For what reason?
We don't know…
It may be the fact that her skin was so pale that it seemed like a vampire sucked all the blood out of her, or they knew that she would have to make out with a small blue freak….but that's later.
Anyway she approaches the huge metal bowl thing, then one of the weirdoes in a cape pulled out something that looked like a screwed out rolled up newspaper that's on fire.
Cape person: (pulls out newspaper…uh…I mean Solaris flame…) I'M LORD VOLDEMORT! FEAR MEEEEEEEEEEE!
Everyone looked at the cape person like she were drunk
Cape person: oh my gawd, did I say that out loud?!
Director: CUT!
Cape person: I'm…so sorry!
Director: remember the script! YOU DON'T EVEN TALK!
TAKE : 2
So cape person takes out the flame and hands it to Elise. What the viewers didn't see, was the thick piece of duck tape covering cape person's mouth. So anyways, Elise looked at the extremely old short guy in front of her that was supposed to be the pope. She tired her best not to puke. He had so many wrinkles and was so skinny, he made skeletons look good.
She looked at the flame that was in her hand and went into a trance because she was really tired.
So she had her very weird vision of her flying above fire and before anyone could say anythng, there was this sudden high pitch scream behind her. One of the 7 dancers on the boat held her hand and cried. Everyone thought that she was injured.
Dancer: HELP ME! WAAAHHHAAAHHH! I BROKE MY NAIL! MY MANICURE IS RUINED! I'M NOT PRETTY ANYMORE! WAAAAHHHH!
One of the other dancers looked down at the overdramatic "injured" dancer.
Other dancer: OH SHUT UP!
Director: like…CUT !!!!!!!!!!!! and Dancer…YOUR'E FIRED! F…I…R…um…FIRED!
And now there were only 6 yellow dancers were left dancing on the boat
6 yellow dancers dancing on the boat
AND THE NEXT TIME ONE GETS FIRED BECAUSE OF PURE STUPIDITY!!!!!!!!
There will be only 5 yellow dancers dancing on the boat
TAKE : 13
So, princess Elise starts making her speech…
Elise: we give thanks to the blessed flames…may we always continue to have…um…peace..uhh…sun..of….uhhhrrmm…soly…somy…socky….stinky………WHAT THE HELL IS MY LINE!
Director: CUT!! FOR GOODNESS SAKE! YOU LIVE IN SOLEANNA YOU CLUTSY QUEEN BOOB!
TAKE: 25
So Elise says her totally boring speech and prepares to light a long metal tube that connects to the huge metal bowl thing, and when she does, she realizes the stuff on set isn't that safe. So when the long tube thing caught fire…so did her dress. She screamed and ran in circles, soon her whole dress was on fire.
Elise:!
(BREATH)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just then, sonic walks on set and looks around.
Sonic: ZOMG! THERE'S WATER HERE!? NOBODY TOLD ME THAT THERE WOULD BE WATER IN THIS GAME!!!! LOOK AT THAT! THE SO-CALLED PRINCESS THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO 'SAVE' IS ON FIRE!?!?...whatever (walks away)
Elise jumped off the boat and extinguished the fire. She wet herself with the water and she also 'wet herself' if ya know what I mean. *wink,wink*
Director: Oh come on! THAT'S POLLUTION! CUT!!
TAKE : 1 040
Sonic ran with the princess in his arms and as he ran he slipped off the pavement and fell into the water which was only a foot deep and almost drowned.
We were lucky that he survived.
TAKE : 19 467
The first cut scene was almost done, sonic raced away and five seconds later he ran straight into a building.
He was injured for several days.
TAKE : 62 738
Finally sonic's part was over and silver the hedgie was onscreen
Silver : I've finally found him….the phone is ringing…wait. The phone is ringing? Is that right?
Director: no! CUT!
Take : 1 284 935
Silver was squirming a bit.
Silver : I've finally found him….I NEEDS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! (runs away)
TAKE : 28 + 50 +10000 – 560 + 10375739475498 = what the hell!?!
Silver: I've finally found him…the iblis trigger…
Director: AT LAST!! CUT AND PRINT! IT MIGHT HAVE TAKEN US A WHOLE SIX YEARS TO MAKE THE FIRST CUTSCENE BUT IT'S COME OUT AT LAST!
SILVER: I hate my job…
Well that was the very first blooper run
Puh-lease I beg of you to please send a review about it, if it was funny to you or it was boring
I kinda tested the story on my sister and she didn't laugh, she's the stiff type.
Your reviews will determine if this story will continue.
Thanks for readin'