A/N Okay this is the first chapter of my new story, I was going to write chapter 9 of Secret Love, but this story just came to me! If you don't read this you're going to be really confused. Derek and Casey's lives are swapped. Casey is popular, and stupid and George's daughter and Derek is smart and unpopular and Nora's son. I'm predicting some Dasey in the future.
Disclaimer: I do not own LWD, but I really wish I did!!!
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Chapter 1: You're an Imbecile!
"BUT, Dad, why do they have to move in with us, can't like Norpa, put them up for like adoption?" Casey asked.
"For the last time her name is NORA! No, she can't put her kids up for adoption, why would she do that? Do you want me to put YOU up for adoption?" George asked exasperated at his daughter's stupidity.
"Um, no, who would pay for me to go shopping? Duh, daddy! I swear you're stupid sometimes!" Casey said kind of confused.
"Yeah I'm stupid!" George said under his breath.
The doorbell rung and George went to answer the door.
"Hi Nora!" George said excited his wife was finally here.
"Hi George! His Casey! How are you guys?" Nora asked happily.
"We're great!" George said.
"You may be great Dad, but I hate my life! I hate you, Norba, or whatever your name is! I hate Derek, and I hate Lizzie, my life was perfect before you people came. So go back to your old life and leave mine alone!" Casey screamed and ran up the stairs.
"I'm sorry about her. She can be difficult sometimes, well most of the time." George apologized.
"Its okay, I've never had a hormonal teenage girl before, this should be fun. I mean I would have soon although Lizzie, probably wouldn't be to hormonal." Nora says laughing.
"So where are Derek and Lizzie?" George asked.
"Oh, their nervous about coming in. They were going to come in, but they were standing at the door, and kind of heard something about me putting them up for adoption and didn't feel so welcome." Nora explained.
"I'm really sorry, I'll get Edwin and Marti, their a little nicer than Casey. Again, I'm really sorry."
"Oh it's quite alright. I understand, I was a teenage girl once." Of course I wasn't that hormonal! Casey is just ridiculous!
"Marti, Edwin! Come down here please!" George screamed up the stairs.
Marti and Edwin came running down the stairs.
"Go get Derek and Lizzie to come in please." George commanded.
"Okay Daddy!" Marti said and ran outside.
"Kay Dad." Edwin said running after Marti.
"I'll help you get the rest of your bags. Where are the movers?"
"Their outside I think, getting Derek's bed out of the moving truck."
They went outside to get the rest of their suitcases from Nora's car and saw Derek, Lizzie, Edwin and Marti talking.
"I thought you had a sister my age." Derek asked Edwin and Marti.
"Oh, we do, but she's in a bad mood right now, believe me you don't want to talk to her, or get in her way when she's in a bad mood. It's scary!" Edwin told Derek.
"This is so cool! I finally have a sister, well two sisters!" Lizzie said excitedly.
"Believe me, you don't want one of them." Marti told her.
"Yeah, I kind of figured that when I heard her talking about Mom putting me and Lizzie up for adoption." Derek said bitterly.
"Come on, let's go inside. We'll show you around." Edwin said walking towards the house and motioning for them to come.
"Well, this is the living room, that's the dining room, over there, and over there is the kitchen. Down that door, is where you will be sleeping Derek."
"In the basement? Is there sufficient lighting down there for me to do home work?" Derek asked.
"Um I guess." Edwin said realizing his new brother was a loser.
"As long, as there is sufficient lighting, I will deal."
"Uh, okaaaaay. Now lets go upstairs, and be quiet when we pass Casey's room, she's in a REALLY bad mood today." Edwin tells them ask they walk up the stairs.
"Yeah, you don't want to make her come out!" Marti said with a terrified look on her face thinking of what Casey would do.
"That room on the right is Casey's room, and then next to it is Marti's room. On the left is my Dad's, and now your Mom's room." Edwin explained.
"Where's my room?" Asked Lizzie.
"Oh yeah, sorry I forgot about you, Lizzie. Your in the attic, it's up those stairs." Edwin told her.
"The attic? Are you serious?" Lizzie asked getting mad.
"Yep. Is something wrong?" Edwin asked her.
"No, nothings wrong, I just have to live in the attic from now on since my Mother decided to get married. The attic is sooo much better than the nice room I had before." Lizzie said sarcastically.
Just then, Casey's bedroom door opened and Casey walked out.
"Do I hear, like complaining out here? Are you people seriously complaining about where you're sleeping? You're lucky, Norpay didn't put you up for adoption. You are so ingrateful."
"First of all, it's ungrateful, second of all its Nora, and third of all why would she put us up for adoption?" Lizzie said defensively.
"What's your problem? As far as I know we haven't done anything to your life missy. You're an imbecile!" Derek told her.
"Give me your dictionary Deereek." Casey demands.
"Who says, I have a dictionary, and it's Derek."
"Well, do you have a dictionary?"
"Yeah, but so what?"
"Give it to ME NOW!" Casey screamed.
Derek handed her the pocket dictionary and she grabbed it out of his hands. Then, she handed it to Edwin and said, "Look up imbecile! NOW!"
"Okay, okay!"
"What does it mean Edweirdo?" Casey yelled at Edwin.
"Hold on I'm looking for it!" Edwin said annoyed.
"A person of the second order in a former classification of mental retardation, above the level of idiocy, having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 25 to 50 or a dunce; blockhead; dolt."
"How dare you call ME an imbecile!" And with that she walked into her room and slammed the door.
"Well that was very rude of her!" Derek exclaimed.
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I hope you enjoyed it so far, review if you want me to continue, but I don't think it's that good, tell me if I'm wasting my time on this story! I won't update this unless you review!!!