CREATIVE CURSING 101

by akaStoryteller

SPN100 Drabble Challenge Prompt Word: freeze. While Sam's been researching, Dean's been studying something else. Rate K Plus for some cursing. My apologies for this being late; my Nook and FanFiction were not playing nice yesterday and I couldn't upload anything.

Supernatural 100 Drabble Challenge

Prompt Word: freeze

Word Count: 200 (Double Drabble for this one)

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Disclaimer: I own nothing related to Supernatural. That honor goes to Kripke and the WB/CW. Just having a bit of fun.

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CREATIVE CURSING 101

By: Vanessa Sgroi

"FREEZE, you little ass-douche spittle-licker!" Dean was surprised when the junior wizard actually stopped in his tracks, allowing the Winchesters to catch up. "Heh. I've always wanted to say FREEZE like that! I'm surprised it actually worked."

Sam tossed Dean a quizzical glare, one eyebrow lifting skyward. "Dude, did you just call him an ass-douche spittle-licker?"

Dean's face lit up, and he grinned. "Yeah! Did you like it?"

"Umm…well…it was…inventive."

The grin widened. "Thanks! You know, while we were researching at the library, I found this book called 'Creative Cursing'. Thought I'd give it a shot." Dean placed a restraining hand on the wizard's shoulder.

"So while I was researching, you were studying a book on creative cursing?"

"Uh…yeah. You should give it a try. It's kinda fun!"

"I'll take your word for it."

"No, really—give it a try!" Dean cocked his head toward the bespectacled man standing between them.

Sam cleared his throat. "Well…uh…okay." Sam hulked out a little over the smaller man and dropped his voice. "Listen, you fanny-wipe fart-booger, we have some serious questions for you." He glanced at Dean. "How was that?"

Dean chuckled. "Needs a little work, Sammy. We'll have to find that book."

FIN