A/n This story hit me just as I woke up. I own none of the characters you recognize, but I might add a few of mine own. The plot is simple and cliche Draco is sent out to "date" Harry while in secret is supposed to be brainwashing him. Turns out, he himself is being brainwashed without either of them knowing. This is yaoi (a.k.a., slash m/m) don't like don't read. Otherwise, please R&R. :)

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Ch 1

We Have Cookies

The trio sat quietly on the train with their friends, Ginny, Neville and Luna. Well quiet is to say that they didn't speak. Ron's head was against the window which seemed to make his snoring worse, Luna was immersed in a copy of the Quibbler, Hermione in a potions book. Harry just didn't feel like talking so Ginny sat staring out the window.

"My God, you'd think they were torturing a caged lion or something," a cold voice drawled. They jumped.

"What do you want Malfoy?" Harry asked, in no mood for games or Malfoy.

"Hostile, Potter, what no hugs. We haven't seen each other for ages," he said feigning sadness.

"Piss off Malfoy, unless you have something useful or important to say."

"Actually I do." Draco shoved Neville over waking Ron and sat down.

"W-wha's he doing here?" Ron mumbled.

"Shut up. Potter, I need to speak to you and since I know you don't trust me alone, I'll say in front of them. Will you go out with me?"

Everyone stared at him.

"Run that by me again, I think I heard, "will you go out with me," but that can't be right... Can it?" Harry was definitely shocked.

"Yes, Harry, I asked you out. Will you?"

"Okay, lets see, will I go out with you. Um... Oh I know, when Hell freezes over, when my relatives give me their sudden realization of their love for me and apologies and then whisk me away on a vacation to make up for lost time, sure. Oh, and when you stop being such a fucking git."

Draco stared at him before speaking.

"I can see this was a waist of my time. Bye Potter." Draco stalked out of their compartment and Neville quickly shut the door and drew the curtains.

"What was that?" Ron asked
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Two Days Earlier:

Draco sprawled on the black sofa waiting for his father to speak, finally he did.

"Draco, I want you to date Potter-"

"What?" Draco sat straight up. "I am not dating Po-"

"Be quiet and let me finish. I want you to date Potter and slowly turn him to our side. Then when we feel he is ready, he will join us and the world will fall knowing their Golden Boy is no longer fighting for them."

"Oh, brain wash Potter, bring him over. Okay, but why me?"

"Because if you're going to be a freak you might as well be useful."

That night Draco was up all night thinking about it. Finally at four in the morning he decided to do it. He'd date the Golden Boy and bring him to their side.

Back to the present:

Harry was flabbergasted, Draco had asked him out? He knew Draco was gay, he himself was, but them as a couple? Harry sighed and ate another bite of potato. The Great Hall was filled with the rumbling chatter of people telling their friends their summer tales. Ron was stuffing his face as usual. Harry hadn't think it was possible to fit an entire potato and two sausages into one's mouth, but Ron managed it. Oh well, Ron was still his best friend along side Hermione and he was glad to have them both. He needed Ron's thickheadedness and Ron at his back to agree and stand by him on things and he never would have survived school, or life with out Hermione's brains and thoughtfulness. Come to think of it, without their loyalty, Harry would have been dead his first year of school. And Ginny and a lot of others. He hoped he'd live through this year, his seventh and last year of school, without Voldemort trying his best to kill him at every bleeding turn.

Harry barely heard Dumbledor's announcements and only got up to leave for the dormitories when Ron pulled him up. He was silent until he ran into someone who had stopped in front of him.

"Hello Potter." Harry groaned.

"What do you want Malfoy?"

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies."

"What? What are you talking about?" Harry definitely needed to be in his four-poster bed right now.

"It's a muggle joke, you of all people should know it. Anyways, I was wondering if Hell had frozen over yet. Or maybe you got that vacation and it's over."

"Why do you want to go out with me D- Malfoy? Out of all the boys in this school, me, your enemy since first year. Now during seventh you want to date me? Did you get hit in the head one to many times, maybe you should go see Madam Pomfrey." Harry made to go around Draco but Draco blocked him.

"Give me a chance, please. I know we've been on the wrong foot with each other since first year, but that's only because I didn't think father would approve if I had done what I've been wanting to do since I saw you."

"And what's that?" Harry sighed.

"To drop you on the floor and shag the living day-lights out of you. Just try, for a while, if after a month you don't want to, we can break up. I'll stop bugging you and just live in the dark nursing a crushing crush for you. What do you say?"

By now Harry was tired enough he'd have said yes to doing juggling tricks, and yes he did say. Draco let him by with a smug smirk on his face.

Draco watched the dark haired boy slouch down the corridor and smiled. Faze one completed. Now for faze two. Draco turned and headed for the Slytherin common rooms.

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A/n Harry needs caffeine or something, he seems 'bout ready to drop. Anyways, should I continue with my random little story?