Homestuck Oneshot, Christmas~!
Jade gave a small smile as she walked through the large home she owned, she was able to transport all of her friends, including the beta trolls and alpha ones. It started with Karkat wanting Kanaya, and Kanaya accidentally bringing all of the alphas with her. Jade didn't mind, it was just kind of weird. She was giving out snacks, Cronus at her side and flirting with her. "Babe, I'll givwe you all the space you need." He backed off after that, Jade plopping down on the couch beside Damara, whom was just turned towards her and smiled.
"YOU HUMAN. FRIENDS?" She asked, broken English. It made Jade jump slightly, and turn towards her.
"Oh! Sure!" She smiled. "Do you want to hug?" She asked, earning the girl to jump onto her, making her give off a loud squeal and fall over. "Whoa what!?"
Jade tried to sit up, only leading in more hugs. She tried to flail around, making small muffled noises from under the overly curvacious girl. Dave came over, pulling Damara off. "Hey! You already have a matesprit, my brother, so get off Jade!" Jade gave a small blink and looked up at Dave, adjusting her glasses. "Thanks Dave! I owe you one!" She giggled, hugging her best friend, and smiling brightly.
He let a small blush come onto his face as she jumped up from the ground, walking around and trying to find what she was doing before. She thought he was going to go after some tail or whatever, but he just seemed to be interested in the both of their friendships. Jade looked down at her pajamas. "Hmmm..." She thought, standing up and running off towards her room, and tossing on an ugly-but-warm sweater, which was Christmas themed for the humans. She went back downstairs, holding three more ugly sweaters, one blue, one purple, and one red. They were out of season, but she didn't care at all.
Running around the party, she handed Rose, Dave, and John sweaters, not caring if they were in the middle of something. She smiled, going back up to both Rose and Roxy, asking if they would alchemize more sweaters, they were naturally ugly. She gave a small giggle and handed them out for everyone, but making an exception for Eridan, giving him a cape. She sat down on the couch, Dave, Dirk, and Damara joining her. Jade watched as more and more stood, sat, and leaned by the couch. There was the Charlie Brown special on, and there was hot chocolate and even egnog somewhere around the kitchen. Jade gave a smile, leaning onto Dave.
"How awesome was this, eh?" She asked, looking up at him with bright green eyes.