[[[FYI….Some of these books aren't real….:-P I just couldn't think of any so…I made them up! genius

(Also, My FIRST STORY! so it's not so fantasmic...Constructive critisism approved :- OK ONWARD)

I woke up early in the morning, 4:30 to be exact, and I felt my bed shaking violently. I sat up too se a small pale figure with short, cropped, black hair standing at the edge of my bed shaking it uncontrollably. Alice? Why is SHE here? I thought. "BELLATHERESANEWSTOREOPENINGANDWENEEDTOGONOW" Alice said, almost too fast for human ears. Ugh! Another day of shopping, Oh joy. I grimaced. "Alice! It's 4:30 in the morning!" I said still irritated by my unnecessary awakening to go shopping…"Bella! A NEW store is opening! We need to go NOW!!" I unwillingly got up and then, it hit me. "Where's Edward?" I stood there a little concerned. "He's not here." "Don't worry Bella! The boys went hunting! No worries! He told me to tell you sorry for this all but, he apparently didn't want to go shopping. How strange."

I quickly grabbed my stuff and got ready for the long day ahead of me.

We arrived at this new store to find the whole town of forks and more waiting for it to open. "Barnes and Nobile"was what it was called. "Hmm how strange", I though out loud, "What type of store is this?" "A book store!" Alice replied. "I've never really been into books, so I was thinking maybe I should be."

After about 30 minutes, the doors opened. Inside, thousands of books were lined across every row as people were fighting each other for them. With vampire speed, Alice grabbed 8 books and was back in the blink of an eye. The first one she had was called Human Anatomy. "For Carlisle" I thought. The next one was called, Chicken Soup for the Mothers Soul. THAT one's not hard to figure out who it goes toThe next one was a magazine-sized object called Vanity. And the last four were called, Cars, Cars and More Cars, Psychic Reading and Stories of Mind Power, and two Twilight Books. "The twilight books are for you and Edward! It's a surprise so don't tell him yet. I had a vision that something about these books would completely amaze you or scare the crap out of you. well, enjoy! i have more book finding to do so go sit in the reading nook and see what it's about. See you in five!" Hmmmm...Strange. Why would this particular book amaze someone like me? I slowly opened the book to see what it's contents held

[[Not very original but, MORE OUT SOON!![[FUTURE CHAPTERSSSS...They shall track Stephenie meyer down and...more...Buahahaha...