The day was warm and stupid. It was also gay. Very gay. I do love gay. "Rawr XD" said the gay Pyro.
"Rawr DX" said the even gayer Kettle.
"Wanna play Thicc Souls Three!" yelled Pyro in a gay response.
"YAS!" said some random lesbian in the corner of the gay room.
"Want some net neutrality?" said a random aged pie."Pyro, no net neutrality for you... I love you though no homo XD" continued the pie in a super gay way.
Pyro got super thicc. Everyone wanted to smash. Especially aged pie who died from pyro's overwhelming thiccness. Because of this huge ordeal, God said "oof". Everything turned super gay.
"That's pretty gay" said idopes who suddenly appeared in the room. Only the lesbian, Pyro, Kettle, and Idopes were in the room. Considering that the aged pie suddenly died. "Who wants cocaine," said Idopes again to his own gay shadow.
"Yes!" everyone responded in an orgasmic and gay way.
"Good! Alright here they are!" said Idopes while he handed out bags of sugar. Everyone snorted it, because everyone thought it was actual hokie coce. They all got high on sugar. Then they all had a super gay and climactic foursome.