I don't own know your stars or naruto.
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Kisame was wandering around a room where he didn't even know where the hell he was. He then found a dark room with a chair and, like an idiot, sat down in the chair.
know your Akatsuki...
know your Akatsuki...
know your Akatsuki...
"What the hell...?!" Kisame was now thourghly confused.
Kisame Hashigashi...
"Yes?" Kisame settled down and started polishing his huge-ass-samanhada
...Has a gigantic sword and is known as one of the Seven Swords Men of the Bloody Mist!!
"Why yes, yes I am!!" Kisame smiled and kept polishing his sword.
Kisame Hashigashi...
...eats Itachi's bubble gum flavored lipgloss every chance he gets!!
"LIES!!" Kisame yelled as he searched around the room to find the weird voice.
"Where the hell are you?!"
...Itachi's lipgloss is popin', Itachi's lipgloss is cool, all the boys keep stopin', they eat fish after school..
"Oh shut up already!" Kisame yelled
...I know you are but what am I?
"YOU NO MAKE NO SENCE!!"
Kisame Hashigashi...
...molest Hidan after he passes out from finishing a Jashinist ritual!!
"Ewwww, why the fuck would I do that?!" Kisame said as he kept searching for the weird voice.
...OOOhhhhhh!!! Kissy-chan said a wordy dird!!
Kisame Hashigashi...
...is a short-shorts wearing, one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater!!
"What the hell?! I don't have a horn!!" Kisame argued
If you don't have a horn, then how are you a boy? Wait...are you a boy or a really ugly girl?!
"You are a sick pervert." Kisame said calmley, while reading the latest Icha-Icha Paradice book
Grrr...Kisame Hashigashi...
...Is a butt-grabbing, nipple munching, good boy molesting, toe sucking, flaming gay, offspring of a horny shrimp and a weird old, sixty year old, whore slapping, bitching worshiping, wench who has sex with her food before she puts in anywhere near her mouth!!
"Hn." Kisame just kept reading his book. He got into the series last time he visited Konoha from a guy named Kakashi
Growlith...um...Kisame Hashigashi...
...jacks off to naked pictures of Itachi fucking a horse's ass while making out with Deidara's chest mouth and while he's doing that, Sasuke is fucking his ass so hard that it doesn't even look like a butt anymore, and is a necrophileac who dug up all the dead Uchiha members and had sex with either thier ashes or thier rotting, nasty corpse all while he's giving Kakuzu, Pein, and Hidan a blowjob at the same time. HAHAHAHA!!! BEAT THAT BITCH!!!
"Hn..."Kisame just kept reading his oh-so-interesting book and ignored the voice...
...and the voice snapped.
Lets just say that Kisame is now with his fishy family down in hell.