Me and 3 of my friends are going to the mall. On our way to the mall, One Thing came on the radio. "Turn it up! I love this song!" One of my friends, Harmony said. Lauren was the girl driving, and she refused to keep it. Lauren is a directionator, which means she hates One Direction, and the other girl who was in the car was Brianna, she is another directionator. But me and Harmony are directioners, which means (of course) we love One Direction!

On our way there, Brianna was listening to her iPod. She never lets anybody touch her stuff, especially her iPod. "It comes naturally, naturally, ba,ba,baby" Brianna said, trying to sing along to her iPod.

Lauren is a directionator, and whenever she hears ANYTHING about One Direction, she wants to change it RIGHT away. So me and Harmony, whenever we're with her, can never say anything about One Direction, or even listen to One Direction. "Lauren, why don't you like One Direction?" I asked.

"Why? Well because they poisoned the pop culture with 5 gay guys, and they sing horribly" Lauren explained to me.

"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes! Saying AAAA oooo! Gotta let go!" Brianna sang, again trying to sing along to her iPod.

I looked at Brianna like she was crazy, but then kept talking to Lauren. "Okay…" I said "Why do you think they're gay?!"
"Um, they kiss each other" Lauren told me.

I looked at her like I was mad at her, which I was. While I was thinking of something to say, Harmony said this "Well, theirs something called Bromance, and plus, it's a joke."

Lauren turned into the parking lot, but it wasn't the parking lot of the mall.