Middle School Stories of Hyrule

Chapter 1

Link is in Town

A/N: This story takes place in the Twilight Princess era. Please read and review. Tell me what you liked about it and if I should update it. Thanks and enjoy.

P.S. The funny parts are towards the end of the story.

Link was the new seventh grader in school. Link had moved from Kokiri Forest to Ordon Village. I hope I don't get the crap kicked out of me like last time Link thought.

Link walked into the two-story building. The hallways were crowded with people. Link heard people whispering something about him. Probably an insult.

Link wasn't doing anything wrong. But just BEING there was apparently wrong. Link was wearing his usually green clothes and leather boots.

He wasn't wearing anything wrong? Or was he?

BANG!

Link had collided with a taller girl.

"I'm sorry," she said picking up her books. Link did the right thing and helped her pick up the books.

"Hi," the girl said after they had finished picking up the books.

"My name is Zelda," the girl said. Zelda had dirty blonde hair and was wearing a pink and gold dress.

"My name is Link," he said.

"Do you need help getting around Ordon Junior High?" Zelda asked.

"Yes, please," Link said.

"OK," Zelda said. "Let me show you around."

Zelda made a left and Link followed.

"This is the eighth grade wing," Zelda said. Link looked around the hall. He saw many kids but the one that showed out the most was a really tall kid, with dark red hair.

"Who's that guy?" Link asked.

"That's Ganondorf, but he likes to be called Ganon," Zelda explained.

"It's best to stay away from him."

"OK," Link said. I didn't really want to hang out with that kid anyway Link thought.

Zelda made another left and Link soon found himself running to catch up with her.

"This is the seventh grade wing," Zelda said. "This is where your homeroom is."

"Thanks, Zelda," Link said and grinned. Zelda grinned back, she said goodbye and walked back to the eighth grade wing. But as she left Ganondorf came.

Oh shit Link thought. "Come here, runt!" Ganondorf demanded. Link's brain was telling him Get the hell outta here before you get your ass kicked! But his legs were moving out of fear.

Link approached Ganondorf and his gang of friends.

"Y-yes," Link managed to say.

Ganondorf grabbed him by his hair and slammed him into the locker nearest him. Link collapsed onto the floor after the hit.

Ganondorf and his gang burst into laughter. Out of the corner of his eye, Link saw a short kid at the end of the hall. Blood was the only thing visible on Link's face besides his mouth and one eye.

"H-help," stammered Link. Ganondorf saw his cry for help and kicked him in the ribs. The sound of crunching bones filled the hallway. Link screamed with pain. Link raised his head to see that the kid had gone.

Damn it! Link said to himself. He was my only chance of getting out of here alive.

Link raised his head again to see the short kid appear with a taller person.

Zelda! Link thought.

"GANONDORF!" Zelda roared. Her voice echoed over the now empty hallway. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HIM?"

Ganondorf stared blankly at her. Then he turned his head to his gang and they switched glances at each other.

"HUH?" Zelda said angrily.

"He flipped me!" Ganondorf lied.

Link was pissed off at the lie he told him.

"Say what?" Link said.

Some of Ganondorf's gang members laughed at the comment. Ganondorf flicked his hand behind him signaling them to shut up.

"Link," Zelda began. "You can't say that because you're not black." She turned her head to Ganondorf. "Ganondorf, is this the truth?"

"No!" Link chimed in. "Ganondorf slammed me into the locker and broke my ribs."

"Shut up!" Ganondorf said through his teeth.

"So it's true!" Zelda said. "I'll go get Fado." Zelda began walking down the hallway, but Ganondorf grabbed her soon enough.

"You're not gonna tell anyone about this!" Ganondorf said throwing her into his chest.

"Get off of her!" Link shouted at him. Link shook off the pain and stood up, putting one hand over his ribs.

Link went to attack Ganondorf when a giant fist smacked right into his Link's face. Link grunted and fell to the ground. Blood poured out of his cheek.

Ganondorf laughed at Link's agony, then put his hand over Zelda's mouth. The short kid was still at the end of the hall, but when he saw Ganondorf put his hands over Zelda's mouth, he started running down the hallway.

"Get your slut hands off of her!" the short kid screamed. The kid stopped at the fight site. This was the first time Link could see the kid in detail. He had blue skin and large eyes. He was wearing a colorful hat and a colorful gown. He was also wearing big leather shoes.

Ganondorf handed over Zelda to one of his gang members and walked over to the kid.

"What did you say, runt?" Ganondorf asked him through his teeth.

"My name is Skull Kid," Skull Kid said. "Not 'runt.'"

"Ok then," Ganondorf stalled. "Did you ever wanna see your skull? You will if you don't get out of my face in two seconds!"

Skull Kid disappeared behind purple smoke. He appeared over Ganondorf and tackled him to the ground. They wrestled a little while then Ganondorf pinned him down.

Ganondorf picked him up and threw him across the hallway. Skull Kid crashed a while away. Suddenly footsteps filled the soundless hallway. It was Fado.

"You children are supposed to be in class!" Fado yelled as he walked toward them. He looked down at Skull Kid, then Link.

"What the hell is going on here?" Fado asked. No one said anything.

"Detention for all of you," Fado said. "You must stay after school tomorrow." Fado walked Link and Skull Kid to the nurse. The rest of the day was a blur to Link.

After what seemed like minutes, Link came back to reality while walking back to his house in a large oak tree. The sun was setting and it made the windows of the gigantic middle school to glow. Link climbed up the ladder and looked at the school. Ordon Junior High is a lot bigger than Ordon Village. And fancier too. Link thought.

The middle school had marble walls and glass windows, while houses of citizens were made out of wood.

It seemed strangely…funny. Link thought. Link grinned and returned into his home.