Disclaimer: The song "Waterloo" belongs to ABBA. Harry, Hermione, Ron, Voldemort, James, and Lily are all property of J.K. Rowling, and I hope she remembers to change their litter boxes. Hee-hee!
VOLDEMORT
(to the tune of "Waterloo" by ABBA)
written by Patroness
co-written by Dementress
Harry: My, my
That Voldemort went down to Godric's Hollow
Oh yeah
And there he killed my mom and dad so merci-ful-less-ly
Next he turned to me
Ron and Hermione: But he could not kill Harrryyy!
Chorus:
Voldemort,
You were defeated or so we thought
Voldemort,
Tried to kill Harry but you could not
Lily and James: Voldemort,
Couldn't escape though we wanted to
Harry: Voldemort,
Know it's my fate to defeat you
Voldemort,
Know it's my fate to defeat you
My dad,
He tried to hold you back but you were stronger
And so,
It seemed my mother's only chance was giving up her life
Ron and Hermione: And how could she ever refuse?
Harry she just could not lose
Chorus
Lily: So how could I ever refuse?
Harry I just could not lose!
Lily and James: Voldemort,
Couldn't escape though we wanted to
Harry: Voldemort,
Know it's my fate to defeat you
Everyone: Woah, woah, woah, woah
Voldemort,
Know it's my fate to defeat you
Oh, oh
Know it's my fate to defeat you...
(music gradually fades out)