Hey guys! It's Ariri here and I decided to do a whole freaking collection of Prussia awesome highschool AU oneshots! Note that there will be multiple pairings! So no shipping wars in the reviews =.=. Okay here you go!

Shingeki no Highschool Oneshots

Levi was just in a huge room with his two club members, Eren and Armin. They were the Newspaper Club, at Titan High. Of course Levi was the leader, he even acts like a corporal. Now, they must do a very important task today...

"Okay brats. Today we need to interview every club that this fucking school has!" Levi said as he shot a sharp stare at at Eren and Armin.

Eren hid behind Armin, "Armin! Brace yourself!"

The blonde reacted, "WHAT!?"

The short male was fustrated at the two boys and facepalmed. "Shitty brats...OI! Stop horsing around and let's go!"

Both of the boys saluted. "Yes sir!"

"Hey Eren guess what? Since you left your lunch at home, I brought you pasta!" Armin told the brunette as he pulled out a container full of pasta from his backpack. "It's still warm!"

"Thanks bro!" thanked Eren. The brunette grabbed the container as he opened it and ate it like an animal.

Later...

With the Swimming Club...

"Here we have the swimming club! Where we compete in tournaments and competitions!" Jean told a emotionless Levi.

"So, your a gay swimming boy? I thought you were going to join the Brony Club." Levi said.

"BURRRRRRNN!" Armin and Eren hollered.

"...I swim free bitches!" the horsefaced teen yelled.

Marco heard Jean say "Free" and singed, "Splash free!"

"Hmmm...gay swimming boys I see...where's your other members?" the short male questioned.

"Connie is in the bathroom! So we only have three members." Marco answered.

Eren's stomach began to growl loudly. "Ugh, Heichou I don't feel so good!"

"Hmm? Oi Heman! What was in that pasta you feed him?" Levi asked.

Armin sweat dropped and anxiously said, "Well I don't know, my mom made it!"

Eren's eyes began to close and he jumped up and yelled, "Ve! I like pastaaa!"

Everyone just looked at him, like he was on crack. Jean made a "WTF" face, Marco's eyes were wide, Armin was just shocked and Levi...well he looked annoyed. Then, Levi slapped the brunette's face. "The hell is wrong with you Jaeger?"

The taller boy just took a white flag out and yelled, "NONONONO! VE VE VE! HEICHOU HEICHOU HEICHOU!"

Levi glared at Armin and just said, "Tch, your gonna fix this Arlert."

Armin flinched and hid behind Jean and Marco. Suddenly, Connie came up. "What's up bitch boys! Calliparks Bubbasparxxx, booty booty booty booty rocking everywhere!" Connie greeted as he shaked his booty.

The others just twitched their eyes. "Party, karamu, fiesta, forever~!" Eren suddenly sang.

"God help me." Levi sighed.

"WORST CLIFFHANGER EVER!~" Eren yelled.

ONLY CERTAIN PEOPLE WOULD GET IT XD! Anyway it was a Hetalia Guakuen Highschool parody! Levi was Germany, Armin as Japan and Eren as Italy! Anyway stay tuned for the next one!