Hello! Thank you for your time to read this fic. Well, my holiday is kinda boring, so I decide to write another humor fic. And this is the result of my boring holiday.

So, I write this story based on my brother's "How to ruin my holiday" ideas (trust me, he really does annoy me everyday). So, Ta-da! This fic is ready.

Sorry for the bad grammar (I know, I'm still learning).

And by the way,

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year guys!

Disclaimer : Elsword not mine of course!

(The bold one is my friend's ideas.)


Steal his sword and dump it somewhere.

Send him a bunch of CDs featuring Aisha's screaming or her voice reading a looooonng mantra. Make sure your address can't be traced back.

Replace all of his album to Add's insult and lunatic laugh.

Prank him: dial his number and wait until he answers the call and sing "I'm at the payphone trying to call home, all of the change I spent on you".

Show him the fanfiction about Mpreg and slash between him and other male members.

Tell Ara that he actually her second brother.

Always call him Eldork.

Send him a photo about him and Aisha kissing. Make sure to send it to the others.

Spray his hair purple.

And tell him he's really looks like Richian.

Tell Eve that he actually love to be slapped.

Tell Rena that he love big breasts and butts.

Tell Aisha that he said her chest is as flat as a board.

Send him yaoi photos featuring him and Richian or Add.

Tell him actually Elesis is brother-complex and want to marry him.

Send him a bunch of useless junk.

Tell him, as a demon, Lu actually sucking his blood when he asleep. The same goes for Crimson Avenger.

Tell him today's menu is Eve's cooking.

Give him Rena's cooking for a week.

When he's asleep, cut his hair like Chung's haircut.

Tell him that all of female members get pregnant his baby.

Tell Eve and Add that he attacked Altera Core.

Tell Ciel he actually adore and love Lu with all of his heart.

Let him play IWBTB. Run away if he's at the spider part.

Send Rena a bunch of love letter that is from Elsword, but it is actually from you. Make sure it is for Chloe, not for Rena.

Tell Ciel he actually had Lu's underwear.

Inform everyone that he is gay.


So what do you think? I'm gonna write about Aisha next chapter.

Oh by the way, request and ideas are very welcome. Just give your ideas on review (and don't forget your name for guest) and I will gladly use your ideas.

Review please~