This is just great! So I have to babysit now?
Wow me! The one who loves kids! …
For your information I'm just being sarcastic…
There is not freaking way that me John Quinn is going to spend a whole night of my life babysitting Hunter's grand-grandson! No!
No!
Never!
Ever!
No!
Out of question!
No way!
Keep dreaming!
Not even in your dreams!
***15 minutes later***
-"Hello Quinn, you are late"- Please kill me now –"my grand-daughter has been waiting here for ages! So could you hurry up a little?"-
-"Apologizes Hunter"- This old man was sometimes… wait no… was ALWAYS! A pain in my ass!-"but you said that you needed me at 9:00 pm and here I am"-
-"for a vampire, time is not a big deal, if I said 9:00 pm. I mean at least 2 hours before"- can you understand why I hate this old man so much now? Or you can't see yet?
-"sorry Hunter but I had things to do too, you know…"- Breath… It's ok Quinn count to 10…
1…
2…
3…
-"what kind of things? Oh yeah right! Like go to clubs and feed from every single human you see…I don't object, but you don't have to do it every single day! I mean… is addictive you know"-
4…
5…
6…
-"you know Quinn, sometimes I really wonder, if it was a good idea make you my son"- ha! As if I want to be…
7…
8…
-"anyways… Come on! I have to go… I have important things to do!"
-"so do I Hunter!"-
-"well… you'll do it later!"-
-"why can't you do them later?"-
-"because I got someone to babysit my grand-grand-grand-whatever son! So now can we keep going…?"-
-"sure…why not"- Crap… I lost this one…and I know that… I hate this man.
-"So this is my grand whatever daughter, and her husband. They are both pure Redferns… and this little boy over here is their son… Ash Redfern"- pure Redferns… and what the hell am I? and… great… the boy looks as if he wouldn't break a thing… BORING!
-"you were lucky! Their daughters stayed with her aunt… you know the Rasmussen"-
-"and why he didn't do it?"-
-"They don't accept him…"- Oh my God! So they boy is THAT boring that he cannot even stay with the Rasmussen?
-"All right! So now that everything is fine… We'll go! Have fun!... and Ash… be a good boy darling…ok?"-
-"yes mommy! =D"- I feel like I need to throw up!
"Bye!"-
Once they left, I looked at the boy… he was tall and had an innocent look… ash blond… the stupid Redfern's eyes… and blah blah blah… in a few words… the boy was what humans would call "good looking"…like me! =D
-"How old are you?"- I asked the boy
-"I'm 8 years old… you?"-
-"I'm way older than you…let's just leave it there"-
-"I bet you are not that old…"-
-"what makes you think that?"-
-"you look quite stupid… no offences"-
-"Neither do you…"-
-"I'm intelligent"-
-"whatever"- I'm feeling so damn bored and this kid is just annoying me and trying to make think that he is clever than me! HA! I left the kid alone… and went to watch TV, since I was stuck here… I sat in the couch and chill… when I turned around the kid was doing the same that I was doing.
-"don't have something to do?"
-"no…not really… how old are you?"- my God this kid was pissing me off…
-"what do you care"-
-"I don't… I'm just curious"-
-"curiosity killed the cat"-
-"I have news for you… I'm not a cat! And curiosity didn't do it… Kestrel did"-
-"huh?"-
-"my sister… duh!"- WTF! This kid was talking to me as if I was retarder!
-"go play or something…"-
-"no until you tell me how old are you"-
-"for God's sake! I'm 14253345998938"-
-"no stupid! Oh my God! And apparently I am the stupid here for being young! At what age did you stop ageing?"-
-"oh! That! When I was 18"-
-"cool"-
-"yeah"-
-"yeah"-
I looked at him… this kid was actually clever…
-"I'm bored"- Ash said
-"tell me about it"- what the hell am I doing here again? Oh yeah…babysitting!
-"Let's play something!"-
-"I'm not playing dolls"-
-"you play with dolls?... that's for girls… are you gay?"- I swear I almost bit him… but I remember that he was Hunter's grand whatever son, so instead I just looked at him and he got the message.
-"easy man… easy!"-
-"don't man me!"-
-"aren't you a man?"- I swear…one more and I'll put him inside the watching machine…
-"go away and play with something before I'll do something that I'll regret after…"-
-"no…I want to play with you"-
-"I don't play..ok!"-
-"I bet you 180 bucks that I can beat your butt! =D"- the kid said to me
-"ha! And what do you want to play? Football? Play station? Tag? And form where are you going to get 180 bucks anyways?"-
-"oh...don't worry…I don't need to get the money…I'll beat your butt anyways… so…do you wanna play with me?"-
-"what are we playing?"-
-"poker =D"-
-"aren't you too young to be playing that?"- ha! I'm winning this!
-"aren't you too old for being playing with dolls?"-
-"I don't play with dolls!"-
-"I've played poker since I was three! So let's get start!"-
This was actually mean… even for me! I'm just going to take some kid's money… hahahahahahhaahhahaa…. I feel sorry for him… too bad… just when I thought that we could get along the retard screw up everything… STUPID! =D
-"All right… so let's get start… you first… "- he said
-"all right…"- I looked my cards… they were good! I'm sorry kid, but I'm Quinn…The best vampire of the night world ;)
-"Ha! I won"- no fucking way… we are just starting…
-"no way kid! I just made one move!"-
-"hahahahahahahhahaha I won! Checked it!"-
-"how on heard are you going to win?"-
***After 20 minutes***
-"do you want me to beat up your butt a little bit more or it's all right? Hahahahahhahaa"-
How is that even possible? How the hell did he just win!
-"whatever… I let you win"-
"that's not true man… I won! Now pay!"-
-"I'm not going to pay you!"-
-"pay me!"-
-"no way!"-
-"do it!"-
-"no!"-
-"yes!"-
-"no!"-
-"yes!"-
-"no!"-
***15 minutes later ***
-"so yes!"-
-"so no!"-
-"so yes!"-
-"so no!"-
-"we are back!"-
-"grandpa'!"-
-"hey Ash, so did you have fun with Quinn?"-
-"Indeed… but now he doesn't want to give me my 180 bucks!"-
-"Quinn grow up and do not steal kid's money…"-
-"I Didn't do anything! That money is mine!"-
-"Just give it to him"-
-"Fine"-
-"all right Quinn you are free to go… Ash your parents are waiting for you outside… you can go with Quinn"-
-"bye grandpa!"
-"bye kid"-
Damn it…this kid just got my money…
-"do you want to know a secret?"- The annoying kid said to me
-"not really…"-
-"I cheated"-
-"yeah whatever… wait…no… WHAT?"-
-"Bye Quinn! =D"-
Ash practically run towards the car laughing and after a while he started waving his hand to a really shocked Quinn.
So what you think? should I keep doing it? or just stop here?
I'll what you guys want me to! ;)
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