Authors Note: I am extremely pissed off right now! I don't wanna flame the author of a certain story so I decided to write a story about how the pilots feel towards Relena. Well,at least how they feel from my point of view.
Disclaimer: Come on, don't be stupid? You know I don't own GW!
IF DUO SAW RELENA HE WOULD...
1. Swear at her.
2. Tell her that she could shove her Nation of Total Paccifism up her butt!***
3. Explain that Heero only trys to kill himself so he could get away from her.
4. Chop off all her hair.
5. Shoot her.
6. Kiss Heero in front of her!***
7. Lock her in a room with a bunch of venemous snakes and bugs!***
8. Start a rumor that she was in love with Doctor J.
9. Use Deathscythe to fry her rear end!***
10. Tell everyone that she is working for Osama Ben Ladin!
IF HEERO TALKED TO RELENA ON THE PHONE HE WOULD SAY...
"Roses are Red, Violets are Black,
why is your front as flat as my back?"***
"Take off the mask and stop scaring me!"***
"Two words: Face_Lift"
"Have you looked in the mirror lately?"
"Is Milliardo there?" = He wouldn't be calling for her anyways!***
IF TROWA BUMPED INTO RELENA AT SCHOOL HE'D PROBABLY...
1. Run for his life.***
2. Punch her 6 ways to Sunday!***
3. Push her down once she got up.***
4. Stab her with his hair.
5. Shove his clown mask up her butt!
6. Die.
7. Scream for Help!
8. Shove her into a locker!***
9. Take Heavyarms and blast her to death.***
10. Let her use his clown mask. She needs it more than he does!***
IF WUFEI TALKED TO RELENA ON THE PHONE HE WOULD SAY...
"You are not worthy to talk to me."***
"Call me again and I am telling Nitaku on you!"
"Women are weak but, you're the weakest one I've ever met!"
"HELP ME NITAKU!"
"...Let me tell you about justice..."
IF QUATRE SAW RELENA HE WOULD PROBABLY...
1. Pay her to see a plastic surgeon.***
2. Throw a cup of tea at her.
3. Scream for Trowa!***
4. Shove his violin stick up her butt.***
5. Say that he would do a better job as a girl than she does.***
6. Close his eyes!***
7. Ask her if she goes shopping in the dark.
8. Tell her to get a new limo.
9. Pertend to be her friend.***
10. Pay someone to put a bomb in her locker.***
IF MILLIARDO TALKED TO RELENA ON THE PHONE HE WOULD SAY...
"You do not have my looks, that for sure!"
"You have my pitty."
"I see you every time I got to the bathroom."
"Now you know why we don't have a dad. You keep scaring them."
"When I look at you, I regret getting rid of my mask."
P.S.= Anything with 3 stars by it means I would say/do it too!
Authors End Note: I WILL BE UPDATING THIS A LOT! I know it is kind of short but, hey, I aint that mad any more. R&R please.
Disclaimer: Come on, don't be stupid? You know I don't own GW!
IF DUO SAW RELENA HE WOULD...
1. Swear at her.
2. Tell her that she could shove her Nation of Total Paccifism up her butt!***
3. Explain that Heero only trys to kill himself so he could get away from her.
4. Chop off all her hair.
5. Shoot her.
6. Kiss Heero in front of her!***
7. Lock her in a room with a bunch of venemous snakes and bugs!***
8. Start a rumor that she was in love with Doctor J.
9. Use Deathscythe to fry her rear end!***
10. Tell everyone that she is working for Osama Ben Ladin!
IF HEERO TALKED TO RELENA ON THE PHONE HE WOULD SAY...
"Roses are Red, Violets are Black,
why is your front as flat as my back?"***
"Take off the mask and stop scaring me!"***
"Two words: Face_Lift"
"Have you looked in the mirror lately?"
"Is Milliardo there?" = He wouldn't be calling for her anyways!***
IF TROWA BUMPED INTO RELENA AT SCHOOL HE'D PROBABLY...
1. Run for his life.***
2. Punch her 6 ways to Sunday!***
3. Push her down once she got up.***
4. Stab her with his hair.
5. Shove his clown mask up her butt!
6. Die.
7. Scream for Help!
8. Shove her into a locker!***
9. Take Heavyarms and blast her to death.***
10. Let her use his clown mask. She needs it more than he does!***
IF WUFEI TALKED TO RELENA ON THE PHONE HE WOULD SAY...
"You are not worthy to talk to me."***
"Call me again and I am telling Nitaku on you!"
"Women are weak but, you're the weakest one I've ever met!"
"HELP ME NITAKU!"
"...Let me tell you about justice..."
IF QUATRE SAW RELENA HE WOULD PROBABLY...
1. Pay her to see a plastic surgeon.***
2. Throw a cup of tea at her.
3. Scream for Trowa!***
4. Shove his violin stick up her butt.***
5. Say that he would do a better job as a girl than she does.***
6. Close his eyes!***
7. Ask her if she goes shopping in the dark.
8. Tell her to get a new limo.
9. Pertend to be her friend.***
10. Pay someone to put a bomb in her locker.***
IF MILLIARDO TALKED TO RELENA ON THE PHONE HE WOULD SAY...
"You do not have my looks, that for sure!"
"You have my pitty."
"I see you every time I got to the bathroom."
"Now you know why we don't have a dad. You keep scaring them."
"When I look at you, I regret getting rid of my mask."
P.S.= Anything with 3 stars by it means I would say/do it too!
Authors End Note: I WILL BE UPDATING THIS A LOT! I know it is kind of short but, hey, I aint that mad any more. R&R please.