Welcome to this little humorous piece of nonsense.

I came across this idea in another fandom and I quite liked it, so I wanted to give it a try with Diabolik Lovers because I haven't seen this idea in this fandom yet and was interested yet a little curious to see how it would turn like.

So here comes the new "Sakamaki Notice Board!". Hope you all like it!

Big thanks to Nakashima Hatsuharu for proofreading and correcting this chapter as well as the story in the future!

Summary: Reiji just couldn't stand the behavior of the mansion's residents anymore, so he came to the conclusion that more regulations are required to be added every week, to keep them in check, since he's the second son after all.

To all residents in this mansion

This immodest and improper demeanor all of you have demonstrated lately will not be tolerated anymore. More regulations seem to be required and I do strongly suggest that you would do as they say if you don't wish to be punished.

I will also update the information given at this board once a week – more precisely every Monday – and I strongly recommend reading them regularly.

If there are any questions, or if anything is unclear to you, please do not hesitate to inform me about it.

Sakamaki Reiji

P.S. How come that all sweets in this household go missing directly right after I just brought them? *leering at Kanato* I do at least wish to get my "Truffes Classiques" made by Marcolini back since they taste delicious in combination with my new bought tea combination from England!

Shu: Don't complain the next time I happen to step on you because you're were sleeping on the floor around a corner. I don't care if you were there first! The hallways are an area used by everyone and you are not authorized to bar others from using them! If you prefer to sleep, go to your room! Also, get a life.

Laito: I don't care if it was that girl's wish to make out with you in the middle of the entrance hall! That is where we greet our guests, so stop using it as a place for your lewd conduct!

Marginal note: Pink underpants with hearts on it do look ridiculous even on you. I suggest you keep that in mind.

Ayato: What do you mean you lost her 'somehow'? How can you lose her at a trip to the mall?! I don't care if there was a booth selling the best takoyaki in the world! I want you to bring that woman back immediately or there will be punishment!

Marginal note: Stop throwing my tea sets out of the window, I know it was you, Ayato!

Subaru: I will withhold your pocket money until you learn how to get your aggressions under control. Do not start a dispute with me over this. Aside from that, I hope you're fully aware of the fact that it just doesn't seem to make sense that Yui would have made that hole in the wall next to the entrance while having some kind of female tantrum.

Kanato: Seriously, how many sweets are you capable of eating?! And NO, I will not double the amount of sweets I already buy for you because Teddy wants some as well!

Marginal Note: Stop fake crying. We are all capable of reading your face by now!

Richter: You're not very good at hiding. If you're trying to sneak around, try doing it in a more professional way. Furthermore, father told me to inform you that you should just start getting your own children instead of lurking around in the shadows to observe your brother's children.

Yui: Where do I even start? You could at least try to be helpful from time to time and obey my commands. I'd also appreciate if you would stop being so annoying.

Oh and pay me a visit, I'm feeling thirsty.

Ruki: What in the name of Dracula are you even doing here?!

Yuma: I don't even want ask why you are here as well. Could you please just stop yelling at Kanato? His tantrums and fake crying really drives me insane.

Kou: Quit provoking Subaru! It becomes more difficult to find people who are willing to repair the holes in the walls each time!

Also stop taking selfies in the bathroom with Ayato! I don't care if your fans want to see frequent updates of "the cutest cinnamon buns in town"!

Azusa: Talking to your scars is creepy enough. Please refrain from dripping blood in every bathroom and drawing flowers on the floor with it after cutting yourself, it's disgusting.

Reiji comes out a bit OOC in-between, but I couldn't help it. :D

I have many ideas for further chapters, so I'll try to go on probably. =)