DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or Deadman Wonderland...
"Kami/other deities"
"KYUUBI/ OTHER BIJU"
'Thoughts'
"Speaking"
Naruto: The Crow of Konoha
Chapter 1: Enter the Deadman.
"What's wrong kid?" A guy in a trench coat and eye-patch says to the person standing over him. "Why Crow, why? I didn't want to kill you." The kid starts to cry. Crow just stares at him, he then laughs. "Ganta, it was gonna have to happen eventually, look at it this way; you get to brag that you killed the mighty Crow." As Crow lay there dying, he starts laughing harder, then a few minutes later he finally dies.
In an unknown location
Crow looks around and notices that he surrounded by blackness. "What the fuck is going on here? Where the hell am I?" He then brings his thumbs to his wrists and cuts them with the blades on the rings. Two long blades of blood shoot out of his wrist and he then growls.
"You are in the realm you mortals call Limbo." A woman shows up and floats down in front of Crow. The woman's white hair and pale skin stick out in the darkness. She is wearing a kimono with the front open a little. "Crow, or would you prefer Keiji, I am Kami. I am going to send you to a world where a boy will either save the world or fail and cause the world to be destroyed. You will reside in the mind of the child along with another being, when the child appears before you, you will teach him all of your knowledge." She then grins when Crow puts one of the blades at her throat. "What if I don't want to, what then?" All of a sudden he is surrounded by flames and his skin keeps burning and then healing. "Fine, I'll do it." Kami just grins then snaps her fingers.
Where Minato is sealing the Kyuubi into Naruto
"SHIKI-FUIJIN!" A blonde man with spikey hair and a white haori on is holding a child and is facing a giant fox with nine tails flailing behind it. All of a sudden the fox seems to be disappearing into the child when a flash of white light appears and the fox is gone.
"Forgive me, Naruto." The man says as he falls back, dead before he hits the ground. At that moment an old man appears and grabs the crying child, the new Jinchuricki for the Kyuubi No Kitsune and the new prison for a certain Deadman. The old man disappears and then reappears in a room with several people sitting around. "Minato, passed away after he managed to seal the fox away, he sealed the fox into this boy. His final wish was that the child be treated like a hero." The old man announces as he sits down at the head of the room.
"We must kill the demon before it escapes and kills us all!" Several members of a group of nothing but fat men say. Meanwhile, on the other side of the room several people are looking at the child with a sense of detachment. They are, in order of seating: Tsume Inuzuka, a feral looking woman with brown hair, Hiashi Hyuuga, a man with pale eyes that have no pupils and a cold demeanor, Shibi Aburame, a quiet man whose logic was unparalleled, Shukaku Nara, a man who was usually asleep or playing shogi, Inochi Yamanaka, a man with long blond hair whose family technique allows him to enter the mind of anyone, Chouza Akimichi, a 'big-boned' gentle giant with red armor on, Fugaku Uchiha, a prick and a half, Asuma Sarutobi, a man who is always smoking and is wearing the symbol of the Fire Daimyo's personal guard. The ones mentioned then sighed and released a little killing intent. "Shut up, would ya?" Shukaku sighs. "The child should be given to the Uchiha; we are the only ones who can properly train him." Fugaku states arrogantly. That set off a long round of arguing, the clan heads arguing that no clan should have the child but their clan, and the civilians arguing that the demon should be killed right away.
"WOULD EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!?" A man who just walked in shouted, the man was in a weird outfit, his entire body seemed to be covered in bandages with only his eyes and pieces of hair shown, he was wearing a kimono with the top half open.(any guesses on who it is?) Just put the kid in the orphanage, that way he can gain a sense of childhood.
After the man left, everyone agreed that they would not influence the child in any way. The civilians then went and spread word that the boy was really the Kyuubi in human form, which led to the creation of the S-rank law to never speak of the fox under penalty of death...
6 years later...
"GET HIM!" A drunken man suddenly yelled out, he and two of his friends had decided to go 'fox-hunting', which was just code for trying to kill one Naruto Uzumaki. The six year old boy ran as fast as his short legs could carry him, but due to the fact that he hadn't had anything to eat in two days he shortly tripped and the men caught up and starting beating him. One of the men suddenly slammed Naruto's head into the ground and Naruto passed out.
In Naruto's mind...
"So the gaki finally shows himself." Crow says as he leans against a wall in front of a cage.
"EVEN SO, WHAT IF THE BOY DECIDES THAT BECAUSE OF ME HE HAS TO KILL HIMSELF, OR HE CALLS HIMSELF A MONSTER? DO YOU TRULY BELIEVE THAT YOU COULD CONVINCE HIM OTHERWISE? EH, CROW?" The giant fox behind the bars asks the former Deadman.
Crow just laughs and notices the boy walking towards them. "Oi, gaki! Get over here before I drag your bum ass over." He then sees that Naruto has a dead look on his face, the look Crow had seen on the faces of so many different prisoners that decided to just not eat their candy, a look of one who just wants to give up and let death take him. "Kid, look at me and tell me your name."
'Who is this man, where am I, what's in the cage, where am I, why does no one love me?' "Naruto Uzumaki, who are you?" Naruto finally noticed the giant fox behind the cage, "So that's why everyone hates me, the dumbasses probably think I'm a giant female fox."
'Female?' Crow thought, his eyes glowing with a sudden anger. "ALL THIS TIME AND YOU NEVER ONCE THOUGHT OF TELLING ME SOMETHING THAT IMPORTANT!" Then Crow looks at Naruto, he sees a dirty looking child covered with blood and bruises. "So what happened to you?"
"The villagers were beating me again..." Naruto looks down, his eyes welling up with tears. "All I did was ask for someone to tell me how to cook some ramen, next thing I know some guys started chasing me yelling 'Demons don't need food' and when they caught me they started hitting me as hard as they could. I guess I am a demon then huh?" He sits down and brings his knees to his chest and starts crying.
"Let me take care of them, I'll take control for a minute and get you some help." Crow declares with a look of anger on his face.
Outside...
"Guess we finally killed the demon huh boys?" One of the men said before they heard an evil laugh. They turn around and see Naruto standing up and holding a piece of metal to his palm. After cutting his palm he forces them together, causing his arms and veins to bulge. "What are you doing demon?"
"SORRY TO TELL YOU BUT NARUTO'S NOT HERE, YOU CAN LEAVE A MESSAGE WHEN YOU GET TO HELL." He then pulls his hands apart and a blade of blood comes out connected to the two palms. "SONIC BLACK!" Pieces of the blade go flying and hit the men, killing them instantly.
"What the hell happened here? Naruto-kun, did you do this?" The Sandaime asks, staring at the slightly crazed looking blonde. 'Please don't be the fox, please!' "Naruto?"
"SORRY OLD MAN, NOT NARUTO. NOT THE FOX EITHER. MY NAME IS CROW, AND LIKE THE FOX I'M A PRISONER HERE IN THE BOY. NARUTO HAPPENS TO BE HAVING A CHAT WITH THE FOX ABOUT HHOW HE'S A HUMAN CHILD AND SHE'S A 50-FOOT DEMON FOX. MY LIFE WAS, WELL LET'S JUST SAY I WENT FROM ONE PRISON TO ANOTHER. NARUTO WILL BE ABLE TO USE ALL MY ABILITIES AND APPARENTLY THE POWERS OF OTHER DEADMEN. DEADMAN WAS TERMED USED TO DESCRIBE ANYONE WITH AN ABILITY REFERRED TO AS A BRANCH OF SIN. I'LL BE TEACHING THE BOY MOST OF MY MOVES, EXCEPT FOR THE ONE I USED TONIGHT AND ONE OTHER, A MOVE USED BY A GUY I KNEW NAMED OWL." The Crow possessed Naruto explained to the shocked old man.
"Why were you in prison...on second thought, never mind? So will the fox try to influence the boy into releasing the seal? Will Naruto get anything from you?" The Sandaime asked the reluctant Deadman.
"WELL HE WILL GET ONE THING FROM ME AND THAT IS SOMEONE WHO WILL NEVER HATE HIM, THE FOX REFUSES TO INFLUENCE THE BOY, SHE'S GONNA TELL HIM ABOUT HIS FATHER AND MOTHER, THE BRANCHES OF SIN WILL BECOME A BLOODLINE, OH AND BEFORE I FORGET THE KID WAS KICKED OUT OF THE ORPHANAGE. ALSO, IF IT WAS POSSIBLE DO YOU HAVE ANY TECHNIQUES FOR THE BOY TO LEARN, ANYTHING AT ALL? ALSO I NEED YOU TO MAKE A CUSTOM ORDER FOR NARUTO, TWO THUMB RINGS WITH BLADES." Crow asks the old man, whose face was open in blatant shock.
'With abilities and allies like this Naruto-kun will be invincible. Wait, the fox is gonna tell him about his parent, oh well. Hm, the Kage-Bushin would help the boy out, plus with parents' scrolls and techniques. The rings shouldn't be a problem, plus with his bloodline...' The Sandaime gets an evil look in his eyes. "Crow-san, I will get the stuff ready, and I think it's time that I show the people why I'm the Kami no Shinobi."
10 years later... (WILL EVENTUALLY BE REVEALED IN FLASHBACKS)
A sixteen year old Naruto wakes up and sees that it is only five o'clock in the morning. "Well damn, there goes my sleep time." He gets up and gets dressed in his new clothes, a long trench coat with a white nine-tailed fox on the back with a crow flying around it, combat boots, black pants with white flames going down the side, and a black muscle shirt. He then slips his blade rings on o his thumbs and slicks his black, red, and blond hair back into what was coined his 'Crow' look. He slips his belt on and hooks all his scrolls into the spots for them.
'So Crow-sensei, should I try this time?' The boy mentally asks his internal sensei.
'Yes Naruto, and kick that prick Uchiha's ass, plus drop the act about the pink-haired bitch.' came the voice of Crow.
In the classroom...
Naruto was the first one in the room and he walked up to his desk and sat down, as soon as he sat down he put his head down and went to sleep, muttering about ramen. About thirty minutes later Naruto woke up to a shriek of "SASUKE-KUN!" (I need help, my sanity can't handle this.) "Shut the fuck up, people are trying to sleep here, Haruno." Naruto said coldly, glaring at the pinkette. He then looked around and saw everyone staring at his new clothes and his new attitude. "The fuck you all want, I ain't holding back this time ya weak little bitches." He then flipped everyone off and went back to sleep until Iruka showed up.
'Time to see if Naruto has finally dropped his act, because I need my quiet time.' Iruka thought while he walked in. When he walked in everyone turned and looked right at him. "So, Naruto, finally started to act right?" He asked his little brother figure.
"Yep, oh and Iruka-sensei, Anko-nee-chan wants to know when you're going to pick her up for another date." Naruto then appears next to Iruka." Sensei, if you break her heart I will shove a rasengan up your ass." He says where only Iruka could hear him. 'Naruto' then disappears into smoke.
Iruka then looks at Naruto still sleeping. 'Whoever introduced him to Anko needs to be hung.'
Across the village a man wearing a face-mask and reading an orange book sneezes.
"Naruto Uzumaki, please come on down to take your test." Iruka calls after everyone else. "Perform the Henge, Kawirami, and the Bushin."
Naruto then transforms into Crow, switches places with Sasuke, then says Kage-Bushin and has it hit Sasuke in the head.
"Ok, that works; also you can show us another jutsu for extra credit." He says, then regrets when he sees Naruto's evil smile.
Naruto takes one of his thumb rings and drags the blade across his palm before slamming his hands together. As his hands start to pulse and appear to grow Naruto then points his hand at a target dummy. "Sonikkubaretto." The blood then forms multiple bullets and goes flying at the dummy, destroying it and parts of the wall behind it. "That isn't anything compared to Crow-sensei's Sonic Black, but he won't let me learn that yet." Naruto says to everyone's immense shock and one emo's anger.
"Dobe, tell your sensei that he should be training me and not you. After all, what is a clan-less loser and orphan whose parents probably died by their own kunai compared to an Uchiha 'elite'?" Sasuke doesn't notice the look of rage on Naruto's face at his words, but everyone else does and then Naruto starts to leak KI.
"YoU aNd Me, TeMe, OnE oN oNe RiGhT nOw!" The demonic voice coming from Naruto scares Sasuke even more than her. Naruto then grabs Sasuke and they appear next to the sparing area. As Iruka and everyone else show up, Naruto and Sasuke get into their unique stances: Sasuke with the Uchiha Taijutsu stance and Naruto in Crow's stance. Naruto cuts his forearms and the Sin-blades appear.
"Hajime!" Iruka shouts out before dodging as Sasuke draws the wakizashi that he found in his house that morning.
Shino and Shikimaru look at the crowd and shout out that they are taking bets on the winner, Shino holds the money and Shikimaru writes down the amount and who you betted for.
"Sasuke-kun, and I'll bet... a date with the winner." Ino says as she walks up to Shikimaru.
"Naruto-san, and I'm betting... my signed copy of Icha Icha: Flashy Habanero." Hinata says proudly.
"Sasuke-kun, and all I'm going to bet is...5000 ryo (Don't bother about my conversion rates, this is roughly 20.00 U.S.D.)" Sakura says as she glares at Ino.
Naruto and Sasuke, completely oblivious to the bets being placed on their fight have decided to breakout the jutsu.
"Fire Style: Grand Fireball Jutsu!" Sasuke yells out as he finishes the hand signs. The fireball gets closer to Naruto when it suddenly stops and is cut in half by one of the Sin-blades.
"My turn. Water Style: Water Dragon Missile Jutsu!" Naruto shouts as the dragon careens towards the emo.
"I give!" Sasuke yells as the dragon gets closer. Iruka holds his hand up and declares Naruto the winner.
Well this is my first actual story. Sorry about the sudden cut-off but all will be revealed soon. This is obviously going to be a strong/dark Naruto story. Who should be in the Harem, possible girls are:
Ino
TenTen
Shizune
Temari
Kurotsuchi
Samui
Karui
Fu
Fem.-Itachi (Natsuki)
FemHaku
Or any other that you can think of.
I will personally say it now that the only reason no lemons will show up is that I can't right them, if you can and you want to right one for it go ahead, I'll give you the credit due to you.
Please do not flame this, otherwise your flames will be used to burn your house down.
Vermicular-umbra-chorus out.