Human Sacrifice Night At Sizzler
The story is dedicated to Snapple! Who broke my writer's block with the idea of human sacrifice night at Sizzler!
Narrator: After Rinoa's little get away with the car and crashing back into the fire cavern she returned to the garden and all was well until-
Selphie: Okie, hold on where did you come from? We never had a narrator before!
Narrator: Hey the author is paying me!
Selphie: Oh okay, if the author approves I can't do nothing! Since she's controlling all of us! YOU, ME and THEM! *Points to the people reading this*
Narrator: Hey, if I give you a pixie stick, will you leave? *Waves it in front of Selphie's face*
Selphie: Done deal! *Grabs the pixie stick and hops off*
Narrator: on to the story...until-
*Squall appears
Squall: ....
Narrator: FINE! *Gives Squall a pixie stick*
*Squall grabs it and then leaves*
Narrator: Until a few months later...that's all I had to say and I got two interruptions!
*The gang are sitting in the cafeteria Zell munching on a hot dog.*
Quistis: I think we should go out again! To restaurant. Maybe one less traumatic for some people...
Zell: Where it's nice and quiet, maybe with old people!
Irvine: There's a Sizzler, in Balamb town.
Quistis: Since when?
Squall: ....
Zell: Yeah, it's a little weird that it just appeared yesterday and it's already open but I heard it's got hot dogs so lets go!
Selphie: Whoo hoo! All you can eat buffet! Rinoa, you okay with all of this? I'm sure if we watch you closely this time we won't let you get taken by some strange old man!
Rinoa: ....That man was that sexiest man I ever met...and you killed him...
Squall: ....Don't remind me how good that giant lobster was...
Rinoa: CANNIBAL! *Runs up to her dorm that she magically got some how.*
Irvine: Hannibal where?
*Squall went up to the room and convinced Rinoa to come with them and they set off on their journey to the Sizzler!!!*
The story is dedicated to Snapple! Who broke my writer's block with the idea of human sacrifice night at Sizzler!
Narrator: After Rinoa's little get away with the car and crashing back into the fire cavern she returned to the garden and all was well until-
Selphie: Okie, hold on where did you come from? We never had a narrator before!
Narrator: Hey the author is paying me!
Selphie: Oh okay, if the author approves I can't do nothing! Since she's controlling all of us! YOU, ME and THEM! *Points to the people reading this*
Narrator: Hey, if I give you a pixie stick, will you leave? *Waves it in front of Selphie's face*
Selphie: Done deal! *Grabs the pixie stick and hops off*
Narrator: on to the story...until-
*Squall appears
Squall: ....
Narrator: FINE! *Gives Squall a pixie stick*
*Squall grabs it and then leaves*
Narrator: Until a few months later...that's all I had to say and I got two interruptions!
*The gang are sitting in the cafeteria Zell munching on a hot dog.*
Quistis: I think we should go out again! To restaurant. Maybe one less traumatic for some people...
Zell: Where it's nice and quiet, maybe with old people!
Irvine: There's a Sizzler, in Balamb town.
Quistis: Since when?
Squall: ....
Zell: Yeah, it's a little weird that it just appeared yesterday and it's already open but I heard it's got hot dogs so lets go!
Selphie: Whoo hoo! All you can eat buffet! Rinoa, you okay with all of this? I'm sure if we watch you closely this time we won't let you get taken by some strange old man!
Rinoa: ....That man was that sexiest man I ever met...and you killed him...
Squall: ....Don't remind me how good that giant lobster was...
Rinoa: CANNIBAL! *Runs up to her dorm that she magically got some how.*
Irvine: Hannibal where?
*Squall went up to the room and convinced Rinoa to come with them and they set off on their journey to the Sizzler!!!*