~McDonald's Girl Song Info: I didn't write the song, Barenaked Ladies wrote it and I am not taking credit for the song. I am borrowing sections! I am a big BNL fan and would never steal their lovely songs!
I Am In Love With A McDonald's Girl....
*Irvine was searching the garden for Selphie. He had something to tell her. Rinoa noticed his frantic search and tapped him on the sholder.*
Rinoa: Irvine? What are you doing?
Irvine: I'm looking for Selphie, hey have you seen her?
Rinoa: She got a job at McDonald's! She left for there about an hour ago. Hey do you think this cape thing makes me look fat?
Irvine: Whatever * Leaves in search of the so-called McDonald's on his way there he thought of someway to tell Selphie what was on his mind.*
*Selphie was serving another customer fries when she burned her hand on the metal which was hot from the heat lamps. She had to bite her tongue from screaming a curse infront of the kids waiting for their happy meals. She served the customer with a smile. A smile that's what she's been doing all day...smiling. She itched her shoulder again. She had not clue if polyester was supposed to be soft but this uniform sure wasn't. The door swung open and Selphie paid not a bit of attention to who it was because it was just another customer to enter and then quickly leave her life. Except this one wasn't going to leave her life without making a commotion*
Irvine: Selphie Tilmitt? Where are you!
Selphie: Irvine I'm right here!
Irvine: Selphie! *Shoves an old lady out of line*
Old Lady: YOUNG HOOLIGAN!
Selphie: Irvine...What are you doing here?
Irvine: I have something to tell you! *Clears his throat and climbs on the metal counter they serve on. *Grabs the serving microphone and began to sing incredibly well!*
I think about this girl every night
I leave my dorm and the "Golden Arches" light up my way
I count my money and then I rehearse what I'm going to say
"I'd like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese,
I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?"
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonald's girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform
Uno, dos, tres, quatro
Big Mac, Filet o Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries
Icy Coke, Thick Shakes, Sundaes and Apple Pies
Sing that song of taste
You can only find at one place: McDonald's
*Irvine jumped down from the counter and picked up Selphie and carried her out of the restaurant with everyone clapping and cheering*
Selphie: One question Irvine...?
Irvine: Yes?
Selphie: How did you know the uniform was polyester?
Irvine: I used to work there...*grins*