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A/N: this fic will continue indefinitely i'll update when i can.

Tuesday April 15.

Hi diary, it's your sharky friend Kisame. I've never had a diary before so I'm not sure what to write. Kakuzu just gave me this diary, he said something about dealing with the uchiha brat. That's really all that happened today.

Wednesday April 16iEverone in the base is being really nice to me today...they keep apologizing and talking about Itachi. I think i missed something, last time i checked he was out on a mission...i wonder if he died. I guess I'll just have to wait and see.

Thursday April 17

Thankfully Itachi came back to the base this morning, he's been acting strange though. When i asked him about his mission he just whispered " I lost my duckling to that stupid snake..." and walked away.

Friday April 18

I decided to ask Konan what happened with Itachi today. She says he had a mental lapse and thinks his brother has just left Konohagakure. She says I should be carefull with him and he will get better. Maybe i should get him a get well gift.

Saturday April 19

Today i gave Itachi his gift, he hasn't moved since then. I thought a stuffed duck Would replace the duck he lost. I bet he's so happy to have a new one that he's in shock. I'm such a good partner!

Sunday April 20

Itachi-san is still in shock about the duck...maybe it was bad to Sew an uchiha symbol on it...and give it sasukes hair. I also may have given it one of those pull-strings that makes it say "nii-san."

Monday April 21

I think Itachi has died, he hasn't moved since he saw the duck. In other news I don't think Zetsu's been fed in a while... he tried to eat tobi today. Sadly the little moron got away.

Tuesday April 22

Itachi has finally woken up but he's still really messed up. When he came to he decided to go to Konoha in search of Sasuke. He seems to think he can walk into the village and ask about Sasuke, and they'll tell him everything. Also tobi seems to be missing and zetsu seems less hungry than yesterday. I doubt there's a connection.

Wednesday April 23

Deidara is unnaturally excited at the thought of tobi being eaten. He won't stop smiling and it's kind of scaring me. I wonder if leader will hire a replacement...I hope so. Itachi is still out, he probably got caught or killed by some konoha brats.

Thursday April 24

Sasuke visited the base today! He said he had a question for Itachi about reviving the clan. Apparently Itachi's not back yet so Sasuke and I just hung out. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Friday April 25

Itachi arrived back at the base today and he brought home a pet too. A small blonde boy with whiskers on his face. He is keeping it tied up in the basement for now. In other news We've been hearing giggling around the base lately. Hidan, deidara and I are convinced it's tobi's ghost.

Saturday April 26

As it turns out the giggling was just the beginning of it. When we got up this morning we found the kitchen stocked with only orange lollipops. Tobi is definitely haunting us. Now Sasori is on a sugar high. He keeps running around screaming "pledge, I need pledge!" I think he's addicted to the stuff, stupid puppet.

Sunday April 27

Sasori is still eating those stupid lollipops and Kakuzu won't buy him any pledge. Itachi has also named the blonde child 'Fred' and requested kakuzu buy dog kibble for it. He's given Fred my bed and forced me to sleep on the floor. Now I know what kakuzu meant by 'dealing with the uchiha brat'

Monday April 28

Leader has hired a new memner to replace tobi. I have requested that he switch our partners so I get tbe new guy...he's considering it. Tobi's ghost is causing mayhem, he scribbled 'tobi is a good boy' on the walls in orange crayon. Leader is now considering moving bases. I think we should have some kind of exorcism... tobi's ghost is scary.

Tuesday April 29

So it turns out tobi just had a jutsu put on him to make him invisible...probably by deidara. He was trying to tell us, but apparently he can only spell tobi is a good boy. As for the lollipops he says he doesn't know.

Wednesday April 30

The new member arrived today and was immediately fired. His name is Genma. I've decided I will allow him to stay with me in the house i plan to build in the back yard. Sasuke will also be allowed to stay there. I will start work on this house tomorrow.

A/N: thanks for reading I'll try to update often. No I didn't give up my other fic already I just have to get around to it. Review please and thanks.