So yea, Kevedd 4 lyyyfe I cleaned this up a bit so hopefully it reads a little better than the orginal first chapter.
Ed Edd and Eddy belongs to Cartoon Network and Nat belongs to C2ndy2c1d. R!AU universe was created by Asphyxion and I'm basing my story loosely(a lot?) around that version. Main couples are R!Kevedd and some R!Nazarie. Mentions of other ships will pop up later on.
Eddward had just gotten out of swim practice and was changing in the locker room. Strangely, he seemed to be the only one there. As he dried off, he could sense there was some one else in there with him. When he turned around, there was Kevin right behind him, also clad in swimwear. His body was flushed and he was breathing heavily. "E-Eddward… please… touch me," He moaned out, voice echoing off the locker room walls. An unusual request but definitely one Edd felt he could comply with.
He put his hands on the smaller boy's waist, pulling him closer. Glancing up at Kevin's face, he could spot every freckle from this proximity. When he looked down again, they both were naked. Kevin grabbed his cock, stroking it lightly. "Fuck me Eddward." he purred into his neck.
All of a sudden they were lying on the tile and Eddward was pulling in and out of him. Kevin wriggled underneath the swim captain, mewling and moaning with each thrust. "Eddward!" He grabbed at Kevin's ass, leaving scratch marks. "Eddward I'm gonna- BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
The previously sleeping teen awoke from his wet dream with about as much enthusiasm as cement drying. He groaned, slamming his alarm clock off and pulling back his bed sheets. He'd been having variations of these dreams about that stupid nerd all summer. He was beginning to worry he might chafe from all the woody's he'd had to rub out. Rubbing the sleep from his face, he got up to prepare for the first day of school. Looks like I'll be having another 45 minute shower. He mused to himself when his boner refused to go away.
But there was still the matter of the little dork in his dreams. Eddward refused to think about why it was him he was dreaming about. He'd barely even seen him all summer. These dreams made no sense. He was just a bug under his shoe when school ended. It wasn't until a couple weeks later- the dork had been working on that stupid piece of junk outside, presumably because the weather was nice. He hadn't been wearing his stupid dork clothes. Only jeans.
Edd wasn't sure what it was but he had caught himself staring that day and ever since he'd been having wet dreams. As if summer wasn't torture enough. At least with school back up he could focus on other things. Maybe the dreams would go away once he saw the twerp in his argyle again. Yes, Eddward was very happy for school to back start up.
Kevin stretched as he got out of Nat's car, groaning as his back popped. The first day of school and he'd stayed up late working on his bike. He leaned back into the car to grab his bag and coffee.
"Dude, you look like hell." Nat was chipper as always.
"Not all of us are related to the energizer bunny." Kevin quipped back. Nat just chuckled and looked ahead to the school. Kevin followed his gaze. The last place he wanted to be was inside that dreadful building. Memories of the last three years flashed through his mind. He'd give anything to go back to vacation, replay the past three months over and over in some strange groundhog summer.
With a grimace and a chug of coffee, he walked forward with his friend, hoping against hope they wouldn't run into the one person who could ruin his whole day. Eddward. He's the swim captain this year so maybe he won't have time to harass me, Kevin prayed internally. Walking into the school, they were bombarded by confused freshman. A friendly voice could be heard over the morning shuffle,
"Kevin! Nat!" It was Naz, her face shining with smiles, still tan from summer. She pushed her way through the crowd and pulled them into a hug. They'd barely seen each other all summer but the three would always be best friends.
"Leave it to Naz to get excited for school…" Nat joked as they pulled away. Naz slapped him upside his turquoise head.
"What have you guys been doing all summer? I never saw you." This was saying something seeing as they all lived in the same cul de sac. They made their way to their lockers as they talked.
"I mostly dragged Kevin along concert hopping with me." Nat said.
"I worked on my bike when I had free time." Kevin added.
"Wasn't the only thing you worked o-" Kevin gave Nat a sharp nudge in the ribs and Naz stared quizzically before brushing them off.
"Whatever it is this moron is talking about, I'm sure you'll tell me eventually." She eyed her friend as she said this. Kevin rubbed the back of his neck and opened his locker.
"So what about you Naz? Do anything interesting this summer?" at his question Naz seemed to get nervous. "Um- no not really. Mostly just stayed in. Reviewed the material for my classes. Nothing interesting." Her face was bright red by the end. Nat and Kevin both weren't buying it.
"Whatever Naz, if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to-"
"Well, well, well, it seems my favorite nerd has abandoned his usual cliché attire." Kevin felt his body go numb, the only feeling was his heart pounding in his chest. He slowly spun around; Eddward was walking down the hall toward him with Jimmy and Sarah. "Thank god he finally decided to ditch the argyle. I'd hate to be nauseous on my first day back," Jimmy sneered. Kevin hadn't thought much about it. He had some band shirts from the concerts he went to with Nat and his argyle sweaters seemed like they'd be too warm for the last remaining days of summer. Plus this shirt was nostalgic to him…
A familiar gapped toothed smirk spread across Eddward's face. Kevin felt his face heating up already. "Did you miss me during your summer escapades?" He shoved in between him and Nat, leaning against the lockers, way too close for comfort for Kevin.
"He managed," Naz said, her tone biting. Eddward raised his eyebrows at her, then sighed as he pushed up from the lockers.
"You know, Naz, a friend of mine has been inquiring to me about you." He shot her a deadly look. "I'd hate for them to get the wrong information." Nat and Kevin quickly went from glaring at Edd to gawking at Naz. What exactly had she been up to during the summer? Whatever the bully had said, she was now blushing furiously. When Kevin looked back, Edd and his crew were sauntering off.
Nat and Kevin quickly rushed Naz, trying to get a few words out of her before the bell rang.
"Naz! Just what in the living fuck is he talking about?"
"Just tell us Naz, we're your friends! The three amigos, come on!"
"Secret secrets are no fun, secret secrets hurt someone!" She took a few deep breaths, waving them off, "Look, I can't say anything here but I'll talk to you guys about it after school, ok? Meet up at Kev's?" The boys nodded in unison and with anxious glances at eachother, headed off to their classes.
To Kevin's dismay, he had first period with Eddward. To his surprise, his bully paid him no mind and left as soon as soon as the bell rang, not even giving so much as a glance in his direction. Kevin was thankful. The rest of the day passed quickly, and he found he had Phys Ed with Naz. He had been worried that he might have more than one class with Eddward, as he knew they were both in some of the same AP programs but he took respite in the fact that Eddward was in a sport and was therefore dismissed from having to take any physical education classes.
It was the first day so they didn't have to dress down, seeing as no one had brought gym clothes. They walked straight into the gym to get ready for a boring period of listening to rules and doing nothing. Then a familiar black beanie caught Kevin's eye and his stomach dropped. There, sitting in a chair next to the teacher's desk, was Eddward. He seemed to be preoccupied with homework. Naz noticed him too.
"He must be a teacher's aid for this class." She shot him a worried glance but Kevin avoided her gaze, opting instead to look for a spot on the bleachers to sit and wait for the teacher.
The class passed by at a maddeningly slow pace. While the teacher talked, Kevin could feel his bully's gaze burning a hole through him, but every time he glanced in his direction, Edd was absentmindedly doing something else- certainly not staring at him. When the teacher finished talking Naz and Kevin pulled out home work to start on. Kevin always enjoyed working around Naz, she was calming and focused. She was someone he could actually talk and work with at the same time. Her calm grounded him when he could feel Eddward's gaze on his back again. He also knew once he got home, and Nat was thrown into the mix, all attempt at getting work done would be thrown out the window. He had to be studious while he had the chance.
The bell rang and they packed up their stuff. Kevin glanced nervously at where Eddward had been sitting but he was already gone. The two met Nat by their lockers, grabbed their things, and made their way to the parking lot. Naz split from the group to take her own car and Kevin and Nat piled into his rusty Honda Accord and drove to Kevin's house, Naz right behind them. She walked over from her house after parking her car.
It was when they were finally all inside and seated in Kevin's living room that the two boys turned to Naz expectantly. She looked extremely flustered under their stares, her mouth gaping open, not really knowing where to start.
"You know I told you guys I wasn't exactly sure of my sexuality..? That week right after school ended? It was like the only time all three of us saw each other." The boys nodded, leaning forward with interest. "Well I sort of met someone over the summer… And we- I don't know- experimented?" Her face was beet red and she was quickly trying to cover it with her hands.
"Wait- so you had a summer fling with a girl?" Kevin asked, trying to get the facts straight.
"And not just any girl apparently! A friend of Eddward's! She must be high up on the social ladder and that's why this is so hush-hush." Naz glared at Nat before explaining,
"Hey I wanted to keep it secret too. I don't know how I identify myself yet- I don't want snob bitches talking about me behind my back saying I'm a bisexual slut looking for attention." Nat and Kevin looked at each other. They knew this was a touchy subject for her. In the group, Naz was mama bear and Nat and Kevin were her cubs. When Nat outed himself as bi last year, a lot of people said some vicious things and Naz wasn't one to let that stuff fly.
Now it seemed it was their turn to protect her.
"We won't say a word to anyone Naz." Kevin held her hand to prove his point.
"Now let's get to the good part- Who's the saucy lass that's converted our sweet Nazzmatazz?" At Nat's question a small smile spread across her face.
"Marie Kanker."