I May Be A Woman, But I Can Shoot Faster Than You Can Say 'Bullet'
Summary: Takes place during Expendables 3 and New Moon. Bella is actually Barney Ross and has been a part of the Expendables since she was fifteen. She is as skilled as her father and her uncle's. Her father calls her in so that they can put a stop to Stonebanks, but then she sees Smilee and finds him to look a lot like Emmett. Bella/Smilee pairing. Human!Pack and Cullens.
Disclaimer: I do not own Expendables or Twilight.
Chapter One:
Bella's POV
Finally, that douche is gone, out of my life, and away from Forks. I stood in the forest sighing in relief and almost doing a happy dance. As soon as Fuckward said he and his family were leaving, and the others weren't coming to say goodbye, I lost all my love and respect for them. Now, I just want to shoot then with an AK 47.
Now, you're probably thinking: 'Bella, what the hell do you mean shoot them?' Let me explain, my name isn't Bella Swan, my real name is Bella Ross, daughter of Barney Ross. I never knew my mom, she left when I was two years old. But that's okay, my dad is the best. He's part of the expendables, a group of highly trained men who work for the government to take down anyone and anything trying to shit on the planet.
And I've been with them since I was fifteen. I know, a little young to be a fighter. I can shoot any gun you put in my hands, throw any knife, big or small, across a room and hit its target dead on, and I can take down a person taller than me in countless ways without even breaking a sweat. I learned a lot from my dad, but most of it passed down onto me from him. I'm proud to be his daughter.
I lived with Charlie and Renee because dad thought I should take a break from work, Charlie was actually a part of the Expendables before he retired permanently and got a job as a Chief of Police here in Forks. He met Renee and they got married, but divorced and all that. So dad called Charlie and Charlie said I could stay with him for a while until dad calls me back in.
And there's a lot of things I kept hidden. Like the fact that I had a belly button piercing, scars all along my back, and a few tattoos. Like the expendables tattoo on my right shoulder, the tribal tattoo of crossblades on my lower back, and the animal claw marks on my left shoulder.
I just made it back home when I heard a cell phone ringing, but it wasn't just any cellphone, it was the one dad gave me saying that if he needed me again, he would call me on that phone. I ran straight up to my room and pulled open the loose floorboard, grabbing the phone and answering it.
"Daddy?"
"Hey baby girl." His deep voice said through the phone.
"I missed you." I said, tears coming to my eyes and a smile forming on my face.
"I missed you to. I'm sorry it's been so long since I last saw you. But there's somethin' I gotta tell you. It's Cesar. He's been hurt, and now he's in a coma." He said.
"What? How?"
"He got shot three times, lost a lot of blood."
"Who shot him?" He hesitated but answered me with a grim voice.
"Stonebanks." I almost dropped the phone in shock as my heart stopped.
"He's alive?" I asked. I knew the story, I was there. Stonebanks used to be an expendable till dad had to kill him.
"Yeah, I retired the other guys and had to find a new team." He said.
"I'm in." I said immediately, leaving no room for argument.
"I knew you'd say that. You know where to go."
"I'll be there. I love you, daddy." I said.
"I love you too, baby girl. I'll see you then." And then we hung up. I put the phone in my back pocket and went all the way down to the basement where all my stuff was hidden.
I turned the light on and moved to the far corner where everything was. In one of the boxes was a bunch of my clothes that actually have a little style, but they're mostly dark colors and leather. I brought all my stuff upstairs to my room and set them on my bed. There was a large case filled with my knives and guns.
I stripped from my plain jeans and shirt and got changed into black ripped tights with a grey muscle shirt, knee high combat boots, and a black trench coat. I placed my throwing knives in places that were well hidden and put my guns in my underarm holsters as well as my hip and thigh holsters. I packed a backpack of my clothes as well as my other weapons.
I heard the cruiser pull up and then the front door open.
"Bells, I'm home." I heard. I walked downstairs and he saw me and how I was dressed. He knew this would happen someday. "Barney called you in." He stated.
"Yeah, Uncle Cesar is in a coma. Stonebanks shot him." He dropped his jacket in shock.
"I thought Barney killed him." He said.
"Apparently not, the douche is still alive. Dad retired the others and has a new team, he needs me." Charlie nodded.
"Just be careful, and make sure Barney stays alive as well as yourself and his new team." I nodded with a grin.
"Sure thing Uncle Charlie." I gave him a hug and grabbed the keys to my truck. I'm gonna miss this truck. I walked out with my bag and got in my truck, setting my bag beside me. And then I was off to the Seattle airport.
TIMESKIP
I walked out of the airport with the two guards beside me. They knew of me and were escorting me to where I left my bike. It was a kawasaki ninja 300, all black, and my baby. I thanked the two guards and they left me to my business.
"I'm sorry, baby, I'll never leave you again." I said, rubbing the leather seat. I got on, putting on the helmet that was left on it. Thank god no one stole her. Starting the engine, I listen to her purr for a minute before taking off to where I was going to meet dad with his new team.