In The ArrrrmsSSSS of AN ANGEL! ! Dio heard the sounds the parade was snignign. Humans were supposed to be asleep at night thwey couldn't bother him in his waking hoyrs. He was busy drinking wine and checking hid finely sculpted and spandex covered adsss out in the mirrors. "Humqans have aadapted in quite strange ways," he said to Pucci. Pucci wasn't sure is he was talking about the invention of spandex or the ways of the nightlights, so he continued looking at a picture of the mona lisa not wanting to question him. The doorbell rang and Dio wrreyeeyd "damn these people with lights like rainbows in the dark!"
Dio strutted down the wall like oht stuff and made his way to the front door. "what do you want? It's useless uselss uselss to bug me! Dio!" He looked down at the small chilled and scoffed at him. The cat arms song played in the background as his eye met the barrel of cats. "Sir w'ere trying to get people to adopt the abimals. Sorry if we bothered your slumber" "Fool I sleep all day stay up all night. Let me see the animals they might be useful." The boy looked at him funny and whispered something about him beingb a bum, but with greart fasinoh sense.
When he pulled a cat out of the bag Dio's face lit up. If not only for a moment one could swear thart he lookd compassionate and anamoured by the feline. "How many breds do I pay you for this child?" the kid swetetwd and ran away because man this guy is even weirder than that lon'qu kid with the potatoes. Stupod people and wanting to pay in food not wanting to take no for an answer. Of course by bread Dio meant dead bodies.
Dio cradled the cat in his log arms and placed it gently insode of the house. Then he went to reach for something inside of his clothing. The cat approached him happily thinking it was food but instead it was the kitchen knives he kept hidden in his mullet. He threw them at the cat to play target ppractice and ther joy on his face was pricless and his voice cooned softly with such glee. He accidentally hit a vital point of the cat and it's voice sounded like hell itselfd as it twitwhced on the floor. He accidentally decaptitated his new toy.
"What disppoontedment" Dio sighed "Waiting for the termination of the joestareas gets boring what a shame" But then Dip had a suddeb realization and you could tell because his heart headband gleamed esxpercialyl bright. He grabbed the corpse and went down to the bread celler and called pucci down witn the sewing equipment. There it was. Another of Dio's beloved mncats. But this mnacat was special because of how much dread it had gone though the perfect killing machine. Maybe even prouder than he was of his beloved sons he never saw.
The next night unleases the cat on the pet shelter nad realesed all of the cats while Dio played more target practive and he killed all of the dogs on spot. Aaah satisfaction. Dio sat down on his counch after a long days work with a rose in his hand and a glass of light. Those damn lights are gone and I have a year supply of spandex.