Megaman Zero: Waking the menace

By: SylentStryke

BEWARE OF EXTREME OOC'ness!

Disclaimer: I don't own any Capcom or other brand name items mentioned in this fic.

Chapter 1: From Hero to Zero

"Huff, huff, huff." A girl dressed in pink ran through a forest. She was followed by five soldiers in green followed by three droids in blue. "We have to keep running!" Said the girl in pink. One of the soldiers stopped, turned around and began shooting at the blue enemy. "Ha ha! It's three of us against one of them!" The blue reploid continued it's march towards the three greenies. "Um, why isn't he dead by now? Also, I can't see my bullets." The second green soldier asked. The blue soldier raised his weapon. "Aw, crap! These are toy rifles!" Three slow moving bullets approached them. "Um, I think we should move." "Nonsense! If you read the script this morning, you would have known that we die for two reasons: One, to show that we are next to useless, and two, that we BLEED!" "Oh, ok. Yeah, that makes sense." Needless to say, all three died.

"Puff, pant, hah." Ciel said as she and four green soldiers moved through the forest. Two more broke off this time. "Dammit! Don't they learn!" A pissed off green soldier said while running. "Actually, those two tripped. Plus, it's in the script." Milan, the first green soldier said.

We cut over to Neo Arcadia, where we see the Golems being launched. "Send the Golems!" Said a voice. "Why? A single Pantheon can take out the entire force with a Nerf gun ( I don't own Nerf!), and we already sent out three. Why use a Golem?" Said a second voice. "Because Capcom said so."

Back over to the forest. Three identical green soldiers were playing cards, waiting for the Golems to come all the way from Neo Arcadia. Seconds later, two Golems appear and wait for the reploids to pay attention to them. "Got any fours?" "Go fish!" "So, what are you doing after this?" "Not much. I'll die, then later on appear in the base in multiple spots at once." "Same here!"

"HEY!" The lead Golem said, alerting them to its presence. "Oh, guys, here!" The first soldier said, putting the cards away. "Ahem! What kind of monsters are these?" The third reploid said, reading his script. A beam shot out from the golem and killed the three identical soldiers.

"Puff, wheeze, hack!"

"Oh no! A dead end!" Ciel said as the small cyber elf next too her floated around the impossibly large door in front of them. "Wait. Why is there a door in the middle of a forest?" Ciel asked her cyber elf friend. "Forget the door: why are we even existing? According to the X series, Zero is still awake, as in not asleep. And here we are, about to wake him up. So, how in the..." "There's a loophole to fill every plot-hole, Passy." Milan said as he bombed the door.

"Come on, Ciel! I see something." Milan said as he went into the huge flooded room. Ciel walked about halfway into the doorway and immediately jumped back. "Eek! I'm not walking in cold, stale water!" Ciel said disapprovingly. Milan face vaulted in the nasty water. "Get over here if you want to be three more plot-hole filled games!" Ciel dubiously walked over to where Milan was standing. The quiet soldier following them turned and started shooting at air with his standard issue toy.

"Wow. This must be Zero." Ciel said as she eyed the incomplete reploid. "How can you tell?" Passy asked her human comrade. "He has the best kept hair in the world. Can't you see how long it is? And even after a century of not washing, brushing, and trimming it, it's all still there!" Milan took a breath and inched closer to the sleeping reploid. He flew back and bawled loudly. "Milan! Why'd you do that?" Ciel asked the reploid. He produced a contract out of nowhere. "Oh." "Wah!" The quiet reploid soldier wailed as he was gunned down by three Nerf balls.

"Oh no! Ciel! Get out of here!" Milan said, taking the three slow moving shots for the pink girl. He returned imaginary fire. "No, I can't leave you behind!" Ceil said. "There's no time to argue! You must go now!" Milan was hit with three more Nerf blasts and flew back into the stale water, hollering as he went. "MILAN! Milan, speak to me!" Ciel said crying. "Tell Cerveau, that his gun, sucks ass." Milan's body went limp.

The three Pantheons approached the terrified girl. "Ciel!" A small voice yelled. "..." Ciel continued to sob. The Pantheons suddenly appeared five steps closer without moving. "Ciel!" "I can't believe I'm sitting in this dirty water!" The Pantheons appeared closer. "Ciel! Ciel! Ciel! Ciel! Ciel! CIEL! #&ing pay attention to me! Gawd, this is why Navi ( Nintendo owns Zelda ) quit her job! Ciel, you have to use my power! It's the only way!"

"But you'll..." Ciel started. "DO IT!" Ciel grabbed the small elf and forcefully threw her at the sleeping reploid. "Passy!" The elf collided with the reploid and a second later, a bright light erupted from the ground, encasing the reploid.

When the light cleared, a reploid in red, black, gold and white armor was standing next to Ciel in the murky water. The Pantheons continued to stand where they were. Zero eyed them with a murderous glance. Someone had awakened the menace.

Dum dum dum-dum-dum duuuuuuuuummmm...

So I, um, stayed up til 3:00 am writing this, and I hope you enjoy. I just figured that I should write a humor to keep myself from getting a writer's block. Uhh. Tired. Going to bed now. Stay tuned for more crazyness in Chapter 2! G'night.