I wrote this in a spasm of extreme boredom while listening to "Amish Paradise," and this song might show up in another fanfic of mine. Who knows? I just had to share it with you now. Yes, I know it's not perfect.
Summary: Draco's thoughts after he became a Death Eater. Sung to the tune of "Amish Paradise."
As I walk through the manor with my parents in tow
I look at Aunt Spazzy and dive below
Into the cellar, where I always go
Away from my family, 'cuz they're all psycho!
She's pretty scary, pale not tan
Guess that's what happens to you over in Azkaban
Been spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a pureblood paradise
Hand of Glory shines its light
Livin' in a pureblood paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Livin' in a pureblood paradise
The Dark Lord teased me 'bout my cousins last week
I just ducked--future for them looks pretty bleak
That guy really scares me, but I don't dare say
Many more people have died that way
Been spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a pureblood paradise
We all fight, we don't play nice
Livin' in a pureblood paradise
But I really think it bites
Livin' in a pureblood paradise
Killin' lots of Mudbloods
Chasin' Harry Potter
Run away from home
Know I shouldn't oughter
I'm just the youngest guy
And I never wanna look like
You-Know-Who's a scary guy
Does he ever DIE?!
Been spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a pureblood paradise
Our crazy werewolf bites
Livin' in a pureblood paradise
Stay here to save my life
Livin' in a pureblood paradise
Wish I'd have taken his advice
Livin' in a pureblood paradise
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