The Ronin Files
(What the Ronin Warriors do when they are not battling)
Key
Cye: (Sorry if I spelled it wrong. I've seen it this way or Sai and I don't know which is right.) Played by Lauren
Ryo: (Again the spelling… Whatever!) Played by Sarah
Mia: Played by Lauren
Rowen: Played by Lauren
Kento: Played by Sarah
Sage: Played by Sarah
Yuli: (Spell check again! If anyone is sure about the spelling of the characters and I'm wrong, tell me so I can change it!) Played by Lauren
Narrator: Played by Lauren and/or Sarah
Anubis: Played by Sarah
Cye: Ryo, wake up!
Ryo: Lend me your power! Cye: I already did! Ryo: *Transforms into inferno armor.* Mia: Just get up so I can stop being all sad! Ryo: *Falls back over.* Damn, this stuff is heavy. Rowen: Oh, for crying out loud! Ryo: I'm almighty! Don't make me hurt you! Rowen Why didn't that stupid Ancient give me the inferno armor? Ryo: Cause he's a dork. A stupid dork. Rowen: I could have told you that. Ryo: *Takes off his helmet and looks at himself in a mirror.* I'm sooo sexy. Kento: That's not something people usually say to themselves. Cye: There's a mirror underwater? Where? I need to look at myself! Sage: I could use to fix my hair! Ryo: *Makes kissy faces at his reflection.* Cye: *Runs over and kisses the mirror.* Ryo: I'm such a playboy! Cye: Yeah right! I'm sooo much hotter! Ryo: No Way! *Looks at Mia.* Who's hotter? Mia: Oh, Ryo is much hotter! That's why he's my boyfriend! Cye: Aw, nuts! Ryo: *Looks sick.* I'm your b-boyfriend! Mia: Well, no. I just have a secret crush on you. Ryo: I always thought that you had a thing for Anubis. *Climbs up into a tree.* Mia: Anubis? No way! It's always been you! That's why I'm always all over you! Ryo: Eee... I feel dirty...
Mia: No, don't run off, Ryo! Are you saying you think I'm disgusting? Ryo: *At the top of the tree.* Umm...no. I just never thought of you that way! Cye: I'll go out with you, Mia! Mia: No way, you creep! You're ugly!
Cye: *Sits down and starts crying.* Kento: *Grabs Cye.* Cye: Oh, get off of me, you do-do brain! Kento: *Drags Cye into the bushes.* Cye: What's your problem, Kento? Kento: *Blushes.* Umm... Cye... Cye: Oh, I know! YOU want Mia! Kento: Not exactly. Cye: No? Kento: I umm... Cye... *Face is completely red.* Cye: What's wrong with you? Are you ok? Kento: Damnit! Cye... I like you.... *Blushing.* Cye: *Slow so he doesn't get it.* Well, I like you, too. You're one of my good friends! Kento: Umm... Cye, I mean I LIKE you... Cye: Huh? I'm not a girl! *Still slow.* Kento: *Sighs.* I realize that you're not a girl. Cye: I don't get it. You mean...you like boys? Does that mean you're...gay? Kento: *Stomach rumbles.* Stupidity always makes me hungry... Cye: Kento, anything makes you hungry Kento: Umm... What do you think Cye? Cye: Well, I'm thinking I'm so dumb I'll never be able to get a girl, so... uh... Will you go Kento: *Blushes.* Really? SURE! Cye: Okay, great! Let's tell all the other guys! Kento: *Blushes.* Cye and I have an announcement to make! *Whispers.* You tell them. I can't. Mia: What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy? Cye: Oh, fine. If you're too embarrassed. Ryo: Yeah... What's so important? Mia: *Still trying to get Ryo.* Kento: Thank you, Cye... Cye: Uh... guys... We have an announcement to make. Ryo: *Climbing higher up the tree.*
Narrator: *Everyone looks at them.* Cye: Uh... me and Kento are... uh... going out.
Ryo: *Falls out of tree.* Rowen: What? How come you guys never told us you were gay? Cye: I just decided I was. Sage: *Looks like he's going to barf.* Rowen: *Looks the same as Sage* Kento: I kinda had a crush on Cye for a long time. *Looks at the ground.* Mia: Uh... Anyways... Ryo, will you go out with me? Rowen: *Barfs.* Ryo: Umm... Rowen: *Barfs.* Ryo: No... Mia: You wont? *Starts crying.* Ryo: I have a confession to make! Yuli: Bad Ryo! You made Mia cry! Ryo: *Changes into tight leather pants.* Rowen: *Barfs.* Ryo: I-I'm gay, TOO!! Mia: Where'd you get those pants? Rowen: You, too? Ryo: *Hugs Rowen.* Rowen: Am I the only straight one around here? Ryo: I have a crush on Rowen. *Blushes.* Rowen: Ah! Get off of me! I don't swing that way! Ryo: *Kisses Rowen on the cheek.* Rowen-poo!
Rowen: Ah! Get off me, you creep!
Ryo: *Stares and cries.* You can't mean that!
Rowen: Yes, I do mean that!
Mia: Is that the only reason you won't go out with me, Ryo? Ryo: Umm... no.
Rowen: What about you, Sage?
Sage: ... Mia: Is it because you don't like me?
Sage: *Under his breath.* I used to have a crush on White Blaze...
Mia: How do you like it, Ryo?
Ryo: *Sniffles*
Rowen: Uh... Sage... White Blaze is a tiger.
Sage: I... know. Rowen: Is Yuli at least straight? Yuli: Well...I have a crush on Ryo.
Rowen: AH! Kento: *Gets down on his knees and proposes to Cye.* Rowen: No one here! Help! I'm surrounded by gays who like me!
Ryo: *Jumps on Rowen.*
Cye: Isn't it kinda soon, Kento? Let's at least go out on a date first. Rowen: AH! Yuli: No Ryo! Jump on me! Kento: But we've known each other so long!
Narrator: Cye and Kento are the only working couple. Cye: Well, that's true! Okay! Let's have it right now! Kento: Are you gonna be the girl, Cye?
Cye: Well, okay. Kento: Really? *Giant watery anime eyes.* Yuli: I've never been to a wedding before! Sage: *Stands behind a tree.* Oh, White Blaze! I will have you some day! Rowen: Somebody help me here! Ryo: *Yells to Sage.* Keep your hands off of my tiger!
Sage: Bite me, Ryo!
Ryo: Don't make me! Sage: Bring it on big man! Summary: Kento and Cye are getting married, Sage has a crush on White Blaze, Ryo has a crush on Rowen, Mia and Yuli have crushes on Ryo, and Rowen is straight. Rowen: Hey guys! Look! It's Tulpa! Let's go kick his @$$! Ryo: *Is too busy beating on Sage.*
Rowen: Oh, great! Now Ryo gets to drain my power and be the star again! Narrator: *Everyone is too interested in the love lives.* Ryo: Stupid Sage! I'll teach you! *Bites his neck.*
Rowen: Hey, hey, hey! Ryo, stop fighting with Sage! Sage: *Looks at Ryo funny and gets big hearts in his eyes.* You bite like White Blaze. Mia: Come on, Yuli. You and me don't need to see this. *Leaves with Yuli* Rowen: How would you know? Has White Blaze ever bitten you?
Ryo: *Blows a kiss to Yuli.*
Sage: Umm... yes...
Yuli: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Ryo likes me! He really likes me! *Runs up and kisses Ryo. Goes back to the car and drives away.*
Sage: Ryo you are so hot. Rowen: Is Ryo changing his mind about liking me? Ryo: *Stares at Sage.*
Rowen: Ah! Not again!
Ryo: Shut up, Rowen!
Rowen: Well, it's better than liking a tiger.
Ryo: I'm trying to have a moment here. Rowen: I'll take that as a "yes."
Cye: Come on Kento! Let's get married!
Sage: Oh, Ryo... you can drain my power any day!
Kento: Yeah!
Rowen: Not mine! I'm tired of you being the big shot, Ryo! Kento: *Gives Cye a wedding ring.*
Ryo: *Leans over and kisses Sage on the lips.* Sage: *Blushes.*
Rowen: Glad that's not me.
Sage: You smell like White Blaze, too. Rowen: Are you still obsessed with White Blaze?
Sage: Umm... I choose not to answer that question!
Rowen: *Anime fall.*
Kento: *Hugs Cye.*
Cye: *Hugs back.* Narrator: *Anubis appears.*
Cye: We are married! Where should we go on our honeymoon? Anubis: What in Hell is going on? Rowen: No one wants to fight! Not even Ryo!
Kento: What about that house by the lake thingy! Cye: Okay!
Anubis: No, I'm not talking about that.
Rowen: What are you talking about?
Anubis: I'm talking about... *Points to Ryo making out with Sage and Kento and Cye getting married.*
Rowen: Oh that. They are all gay, except me. Kento and Cye just got married.
Anubis: Really? Well, that's interesting...
Summary: Kento and Cye got married, Sage has a crush on White Blaze and Ryo, Ryo has a crush on Sage, Mia and Yuli have crushes on Ryo, and Rowen is straight. Anubis: Ha, ha, ha! I really am the last to know about these things! Narrator: That was for you, Anubis.