Blossom: Bwahahah. Hahah. Hahahahahah. HA! I DEFY YOU NOTEPAD! WHAAAAHOOOO! TACO BELL RUUUUUUUUUUSH... YO QUIERO TACO BELL! BWAHAHAH!
Ganon: She's scaring me...
Blossom: I GOTS EYES IN DA BACK O MAH HEAD! I SEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUU... STOP SHAKING YOUR BUTT!
Link: WHEEEEEEHOOOOOOOHAAAAAAHOOOOOOOBWAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH- *Chokes*
Blossom: *Takes out DA MOUSE (Insert cheesy fanfare) and scribbles something down*
Other Link: Link, I can smell your spicy brains.
Link: Your head smells like a puppy dog.
Other Link: Stop smelling my head.
Link: Stop smelling my brains before I CALL MAH CHICKENS ON YAH! CHICKEEENS! ATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Chickens: BUCKAAAAWK!
Other Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Blossom: Haaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaa... DEY'RE COMIN' TO TAKE MAH AWAY! HA-HA! HEE-HEE! HO-HO! WITH THE MEN IN THE WHITE COATS I GO! BWAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA! *Insert cheap lighting affects*
Ganon: SHUT UP OR I'LL CALL DEM GIIIIAAANTS ON YAH AND DEY'LL SQUISH YAH!
Blossom: *The lightning suddenly stops flashing and she pulls the mouse out again*
Ganon: *Turns into a plush monkey* DON'T MONKEY AROUND
BUCKLE UP
Blossom: FUNFUN! *Writes something down and the four giants suddenly appear playing squeaky fiddles, banjos, and singing REEEEEEEEALLY badly*
Giant 1: WAAAAHEEEEEY I SIIIIIING LIKE I CAN RAISE HEEEEEEEEEEEEELL!
Giant 2: AND IIIIII AM NOOOT MUCH BETTEEEER!
Giant 3: AND PEEEEEEOPLE SAAAY I COULD RAAAAAAAISE THE DEEEEAD!
Giant 4: AND A DOO-BA-DEE-DOO!
All: *Stare*
Blossom: *Stares even more, then gets high on Jennifer Lopez's music* MAH LOVE DON'T COST A THIING!
All including the giants: *Stare*
Blossom: *Looks around, turns the music off, then writes on the mouse*
Ganon: MAH LOOOVE DOOON'T COOOST A THIING! THINK I'M GONNA DRIVE YAH INSANE-OUT! IF I WANNA BE INSANE, I'VE GOT MAH OOOOOOWN! EVEN IF YOU WERE IN AN ASYLUM, MY INSANITY DON'T COST A THING!
Blossom: *Grins evilly*
Link: *Looks around* I see dead people.
Other Link: *Frenches Malon*
Ruto: *Cowers in a corner* Duh... Make dem voices stoooop... MAKE DEM STOOOP...
Malon: *faints*
Link: *Glomps a tree*
Redead: *Head-glomps Link and starts sucking on his head*
Link: STOP SUCKING MY BRAINS!
Zelda: *Glomps Link who is already glomped by the redead and now Ganon, the Giants, Other Link, Malon, and Ruto*
Link: *A cracking sound can be heard and the tree falls over, squishing them all* OOOOOOW! OOOOOW! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Blossom: *Grins evilly like a cheshire cat* Bwahahahahah... (She's gonna summon Ascot from Magic Knight Rayearth next. If you don't read the manga or you haven't watched the anime, Ascot is a palu, a wizard-like person who can summon monsters and all that neat stuff... HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!) *Summons Ascot and glomps him* ASCOOT!
Ascot: WHY ME!?
Blossom: 'Cause DA MOUSE says so! *Holds up the ever-powerful mouse*
Mouse: SQUEAK!
Ascot: AAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs away and trips over the tree and the rest of the people there*
Blossom: *Puts on a palu outfit* AH'M A PALU!
Ascot: *looks around* D'ya have a licence?
Blossom: OH MY FREAKING GOD! I FORGOT MY LICENCE! I'M GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIE! *Faints on Ascot*
Link: *Groans and moans and anything else that make painful, PAAAAINFUUUUL sounds*
Ascot: I hate this fic.
~*~ THE END UNTIL MY POOR BRAIN CAN THINK OF MORE RANDOM STUFFIES TO SAY~*~
Ganon: She's scaring me...
Blossom: I GOTS EYES IN DA BACK O MAH HEAD! I SEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUU... STOP SHAKING YOUR BUTT!
Link: WHEEEEEEHOOOOOOOHAAAAAAHOOOOOOOBWAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH- *Chokes*
Blossom: *Takes out DA MOUSE (Insert cheesy fanfare) and scribbles something down*
Other Link: Link, I can smell your spicy brains.
Link: Your head smells like a puppy dog.
Other Link: Stop smelling my head.
Link: Stop smelling my brains before I CALL MAH CHICKENS ON YAH! CHICKEEENS! ATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Chickens: BUCKAAAAWK!
Other Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Blossom: Haaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaa... DEY'RE COMIN' TO TAKE MAH AWAY! HA-HA! HEE-HEE! HO-HO! WITH THE MEN IN THE WHITE COATS I GO! BWAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA! *Insert cheap lighting affects*
Ganon: SHUT UP OR I'LL CALL DEM GIIIIAAANTS ON YAH AND DEY'LL SQUISH YAH!
Blossom: *The lightning suddenly stops flashing and she pulls the mouse out again*
Ganon: *Turns into a plush monkey* DON'T MONKEY AROUND
BUCKLE UP
Blossom: FUNFUN! *Writes something down and the four giants suddenly appear playing squeaky fiddles, banjos, and singing REEEEEEEEALLY badly*
Giant 1: WAAAAHEEEEEY I SIIIIIING LIKE I CAN RAISE HEEEEEEEEEEEEELL!
Giant 2: AND IIIIII AM NOOOT MUCH BETTEEEER!
Giant 3: AND PEEEEEEOPLE SAAAY I COULD RAAAAAAAISE THE DEEEEAD!
Giant 4: AND A DOO-BA-DEE-DOO!
All: *Stare*
Blossom: *Stares even more, then gets high on Jennifer Lopez's music* MAH LOVE DON'T COST A THIING!
All including the giants: *Stare*
Blossom: *Looks around, turns the music off, then writes on the mouse*
Ganon: MAH LOOOVE DOOON'T COOOST A THIING! THINK I'M GONNA DRIVE YAH INSANE-OUT! IF I WANNA BE INSANE, I'VE GOT MAH OOOOOOWN! EVEN IF YOU WERE IN AN ASYLUM, MY INSANITY DON'T COST A THING!
Blossom: *Grins evilly*
Link: *Looks around* I see dead people.
Other Link: *Frenches Malon*
Ruto: *Cowers in a corner* Duh... Make dem voices stoooop... MAKE DEM STOOOP...
Malon: *faints*
Link: *Glomps a tree*
Redead: *Head-glomps Link and starts sucking on his head*
Link: STOP SUCKING MY BRAINS!
Zelda: *Glomps Link who is already glomped by the redead and now Ganon, the Giants, Other Link, Malon, and Ruto*
Link: *A cracking sound can be heard and the tree falls over, squishing them all* OOOOOOW! OOOOOW! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Blossom: *Grins evilly like a cheshire cat* Bwahahahahah... (She's gonna summon Ascot from Magic Knight Rayearth next. If you don't read the manga or you haven't watched the anime, Ascot is a palu, a wizard-like person who can summon monsters and all that neat stuff... HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!) *Summons Ascot and glomps him* ASCOOT!
Ascot: WHY ME!?
Blossom: 'Cause DA MOUSE says so! *Holds up the ever-powerful mouse*
Mouse: SQUEAK!
Ascot: AAAAAAAAAAH! *Runs away and trips over the tree and the rest of the people there*
Blossom: *Puts on a palu outfit* AH'M A PALU!
Ascot: *looks around* D'ya have a licence?
Blossom: OH MY FREAKING GOD! I FORGOT MY LICENCE! I'M GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIE! *Faints on Ascot*
Link: *Groans and moans and anything else that make painful, PAAAAINFUUUUL sounds*
Ascot: I hate this fic.
~*~ THE END UNTIL MY POOR BRAIN CAN THINK OF MORE RANDOM STUFFIES TO SAY~*~