Bowser was sunbathing by his pool wearing sunglasses and drinks a milkshake with whipped cream and a cherry on it.
"Ah, this is the life, enjoying some time by myself while my army gets prepared for our next attempt at kidnapping the princess and ruling, but for right now, it's time for some peace and quiet" Bowser said to himself as glass was heard smashing as Bowser looked at the castle to notice a shattered window.
"WHO BROKE MY FUCKING WINDOW!" Bowser shouted out in anger as no one popped out as Bowser got up and walks into the castle and looks around and then kneels down next to the couch and opens it to reveal the Koopalings were hiding inside as they chuckle as Bowser glares at them.
"Bonjour sir, vat does thou need?" Ludwig asked.
"How about you get all 7 of your asses out of my fucking couch!" Bowser said in anger as the koopalings stepped out of the couch as Bowser closes it as all of the koopalings line up together as Bowser rubs his eyes.
"Ok, you guys, and girl, seriously need some lessons on how to behave around this castle, everytime we go out to kidnap the princess and rule the kingdom, all you lot tend to do, is just argue about who wants to do, which resolves in me, stepping in, and putting an end to your fight, well i just about had enough of your shenanigans, and i know of one way of doing this" Bowser said to the koopalings as he walks up to a phone and picks it up and puts down a number.
"And vat are you doing?" Ludwig asked.
"I'm calling a University to teach you guys some lessons" Bowser replied.
"A UNIVERSITY!" the Koopalings shouted out together.
"Oh no, Morton can't cope with University, WHAT IF MORTON WAS KILLED ONCE MORTON STEPS FOOT IN THERE, UNIVERSITIES ARE DEATH TRAPS, EVEN WORSE ONES THEN MARIO!" Morton shouted out as Roy slaps him in the face.
"Would you calm down bigmouth or else i'll shove my fucking fist down it!" Roy said to Morton.
"Please sir, we wouldn't cope with University" Lemmy said to Bowser who puts the phone to his ear.
"You should have thought about your the way you all behaved, now get to your rooms and pack everything in your suitcases, the coach will come and pick you up later" Bowser said as the Koopalings then walk off together.
"Yeah is this is Mushroom University, yeah i'm here to book 7 children, yeah it's the Koopalings, look i get tired of the way they mess around in my castle so i thought sending them would be the problem, no they are not my kids, they are my brother's children, i adopted them after his demise, i currently deal with 8 children, one of them is my own son who was born the same day as his mother, and my wife's demise, thank you for telling me you're sorry about my loss, anyways when are you sending the coach, it will be arriving asap, alright well the Koopalings are just packing up now really, so hopefully they should be ready, thank you for accepting them here, bye now" Bowser spoke to the phone before hanging up.
Iggy was seen packing up in his room as a knock on the door was heard as Iggy walked up to the door and opened up to notice a crying Lemmy on the other side of it.
"Lemmy, what's wrong?" Iggy asked as Lemmy sniffs.
"I don't know if can cope being away from Uncle Bowser for so long, who knows how long i'll be at University for, 3 years, 4 years, maybe more" Lemmy replied.
"Hey hey hey, it's okay, you'll survive if we all just stick together, ok" Iggy said.
"You two can stick together, but i'll be the independent Koopaling that i am, i don't need no crybabies, or four eyed nerds" Roy said to the duo while walking in.
"You're wearing glasses aswell" Iggy said.
"THEY ARE FUCKING SHADES!" Roy shouted out in anger.
"Same thing" Iggy said as Roy grabs Iggy by the throat and lifts him in the air.
"I'm gonna teach you a lesson, on to never fuck with me!" Roy said to Iggy who was about to punch him.
"WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT PACKING YET, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND HURRY UP, THE COACH IS ON IT'S WAY!" Bowser's voice shouted out in the background as Roy puts his fist down and then lets go of Iggy who falls onto the floor and tries to catch his breath.
"You're lucky i'm still in a good mood, cause it would be nice to get away from you two dickheads" Roy said to the duo before walking off as Iggy gets up and brushes himself off and straightens his glasses out.
"Have you finished packing yet?" Iggy said to Lemmy.
"No, i haven't even started it yet" Lemmy replied who then sniffs.
"What, we need to get a move on bro, the coach could arrive any minute, come on, i'll help you pack" Iggy said taking Lemmy to his room and helps him pack.
"Thank you Iggy, you're the best brother other" Lemmy said to Iggy.
"I could say the same about you" Iggy replied as Lemmy smiles as the duo continue to pack as Lemmy puts his non inflated circus ball into the suitcase and then closes it.
"Why couldn't you put it at the bottom?" Iggy asked.
"I don't like my circus ball getting squished, the last time that happened, it had a hole in it, so i keep it on the top" Lemmy replied.
"Fair enough" Iggy said as the duo finish packing and close the suitcase as Iggy puts Lemmy's suitcase down next to him who grabs the handle of it.
"Alright, i'll just need my suitcase now" Iggy said while walking out of the room.
The coach was outside of Bowser's Castle as the Koopalings all pulling suitcases walk out of the castle and towards the castle as Lemmy stops next to Bowser and looks up at him and hugs him.
"I'll miss you…" Lemmy said with tears in his eyes.
"And i'll miss you too Lemmy, now enjoy your time at University" Bowser replied as Lemmy stops hugging Bowser and then walks towards the coach as the Koopalings board it as it drives away from the castle as Bowser waves at the coach as the Koopalings wave back at him as Bowser stops waving and walks back into the castle.
