"Immortal Guy"

By: Shi-chan

Rating: PG

Warnings: Guns for all those small children

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, American Pie, or the Saga Begins

Author's Corner!!

Shi-chan: Okies this song goes to the tune of "American Pie", but I actually wrote it from Weird Al's version of the song, "The Saga Begins". TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! ^^

Heero: This is a bunch of crud... why must it be about us?

Duo: Because she loves us... um, I mean, she "LOVES" us...

Shi-chan: :)

Heero: *holds up gun* Omae o korosu.

Shi-chan: *takes his gun and pulls trigger* It's... a squirt gun?

Duo: Ah ha! I hid his real gun from him :)

Heero: ...

***NOTE*** This song is done in Duo's POV!!

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A long, long time ago

On a planet far away

Relena was under an attack

Well, I though me and my ole gun

Would come out number one

But Heero wouldn't cut me any slack

His maneuvering didn't thrill me

That was when he tried to kill me

Finally I escaped that guy

Away in Deathscythe did I fly

A few weeks after this scene

Relena's gonna become queen

Treize and Une are kinda mean

And, oh! There goes that boy...

[CHORUS]

Oh, my, my, this immortal guy

He's kinda nutty, he's my buddy

And we are small fries

He got his gun and told Oz, "Goodbye"

Saying, "You've seen me, now you gotta die"

"You've seen me, now you gotta die"

[END CHORUS]

Did you know this crazy son

Ain't old enough to own a gun

"But he's immortal!" they say

Oh, he's getting hit on by the future queen

Though me and him are just fifteen

Yeah, he's probably gonna shoot her someday

Well I know he pilots Wing Zero

And I've heard how fast his Gundam goes

Compared to him a reek, it's true

That's why I'm pilot 02!!

Ooh, he was a real, professional Gundam ace

He'll sneak up on ya without a trace

No one could ever take his place

Oh, yes, this Japanese boy

[CHORUS]

We finally got to the colony

And all the scientists wanted to see

How good us pilots could be

Me and Heero were on Oz's tail

Going so fast, we were off the scale

And then, we claimed victory

Lady Une was impressed of course

How could kids have such a force?

They tried to defeat us

But Zechs is such a wuss

Now Heero sensed in me much fear

So I said, "Now listen here,

"Why don't you go comb your hair?

"Cause I... am not scared!"

[CHORUS]

Hey there's Wufei and Nataku!

Threatening women he's gonna sue

What a nice thing to say

We keep fighting in this war

But it wasn't long at all before

Mr. Hotshot flew Wing and saved the day

And in the end some soldiers died

Peacemillion blew up, and some pilots fried

All of Oz was croakin', their MS were broken

And the freak that I admire most

Blew up some Leos and now he's toast

Now their souls are grieving ghosts

He says my braid is odd

[CHORUS X'S 2]

THE END! :)

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Author's Corner!!

Shi-chan: Do you like it? Was it funny? Please give me feedback through emails or reviews!! Thankies! :) *hugglez for all*

~Shi-chan Meows~

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