Jenny Hearts Batista Chapter 1: Acquaintances, a wrestling fanfic

A/N: I have a feeling this is going to be a weird story, but I'm going to give it a shot and see what happens. Notice the song has words like 'girl', 'man', 'queen', 'skirt' etc. Just change it as opposites. Example: Girl boy, man woman, queen king, skirt pants, etc. Get it? Just change the feminine things to male things and male things to feminine thing.

Wanna Be Close – Avant

Ooooh, I wanna be, girl let me be

Everybody should know who Jenny is. To remind you who she is, she was at Misty's and John Cena's wedding, she beaten up two security guards, mouthed off to Stacy Keibler, but most of all, she was crazy for Batista.

I wanna be everything your man's not
And I'm gonna give you every little thing I got
Cause you are more than a man needs
That's why I say you're truly my destiny
I'm gonna get cha if it takes me until forever
No, you don't feel me if forever turns into never
I'll let you know my love is just that strong
And for you never just ain't that long

But there was a problem. She couldn't be with Batista since he travels so much. To solve that problem she would need help from her friend Misty.

"You want me to ask John what?" Misty asked in disbelief.

"Ask him to ask the boss if I can have a job in the WWE." Jenny replied.

"Why do you want a job in the WWE?"

"I really don't want to be in the WWE. I just want to work as a staff member there."

"You still haven't answered my question."

Jenny sighed. "To be close to my man."

"Who's your man?"

She sighed again. "How many times do I have to tell you? It's Batista."

"I don't think he's your man. He belongs to his wife."

Jenny rolled her eyes. "That's just not true. Behind that tough exterior, he wants me."

I wanna be the smile you put on your face
I wanna be your hands when you say your grace
I wanna be whatever is your favorite place
Oh, I just wanna be close
I wanna be the hat you put on your head
I wanna be the sheets you put on your bed
I wanna be the skirt wrapped around your legs
Oh, I just wanna be close

"I don't know Jenny," Misty said, "what if you don't get hired and John gets in trouble for this?"

"Please," Jenny begged, "can you just ask John if I can have a job in the WWE? If he gets in trouble, I'll take the blame for it."

Jenny went up to Misty and gave her a bear hug. She had a tight grip on the hug; she almost squeezed the life out of Misty.

"Alright already," Misty gasped, "I'll ask him."

Jenny let go of Misty.

"Thank you, Misty! You don't know what this means to me."

It had only been a day since John asked the bosses of the WWE and sure enough, what Jenny wants, Jenny gets and she got the job. She went to where RAW was going to air. To her surprise, it was going to be aired in Dallas, Texas. Jenny and Misty's hometown. She just had to rush over to the arena and tell her about the good news.

"Ha ha! I got it, Misty!" Jenny screamed with excitement.

"Got what?"

"A job working here."

"Doing what?"

Jenny shrugged. "I don't know. Run errands I guess. Ooh, look over there."

Misty turned around.

"What am I looking at?" she asked.

"My man and if you'll excuse me, I need to go over and talk to him."

Jenny walked over to Batista, who was selecting fruits and vegetables at the snack table.

"Hi, honey." Jenny said, giving him a playful pat on the back.

"Uh…hi." Batista said a little confused.

"Remember me? I'm that girl from Las Vegas."

"Las Vegas? Oh yeah. I remember you. What are you doing here?" he asked while he was feeding on a juicy strawberry.

"I work here now."

Hearing that response, Batista started choking.

"Oh my, God!" Jenny shouted.

She acted quickly and gave him her bear hug. Few seconds later, pieces of the strawberry came out, but Batista was still gasping for air. Jenny laid Batista on the floor.

"Lay down here while I give you mouth-to-mouth."

She was about to give him mouth-to-mouth until Batista stopped her by holding her away from him.

Batista got up slowly. "I'm okay. You're working here? Why?"

"So I can be closer to you." She answered, holding his hand.

Batista, who was loyal to his marriage, quickly let go of Jenny's hand.

"I don't want to be rude, but I don't want anything to do with you. I'm a married man."

"That's what most married men say."

"Well, I'm not one of those married men. I'm devoted to Angie."

Jenny smile was turned into a thin line on her.

And even if the day turns into night
I will love you by candlelight
And even if the water starts to run over
I'll be there to put you on my shoulders
And if it's hard for you to get to sleep
I'll sing you a melody
I wanna feel this way till the end of time
Cause I pray one day that you will be mine

"We'll see if you're really loyal to Angie." Jenny said with an evil smile.

Worried for his safety and his wife, Batista had to ask. "What do you plan to do?"

"That's for me to know and you to find out."

"Don't play with me, Jenny. If you do anything to us I'll…"

Jenny cut him off, "You'll do what, huh?" Jenny shot back, going up to him and pushed him gently making him almost fall all over the place.

"I'll…I'll," Batista stuttered, "I'll get Angie to fight you."

Jenny laughed, "I'll beat Angie's ass up and down in the ring."

"Alright, but you don't know what you're getting yourself into." Batista said as he walked away.

Misty came up to Jenny.

"So…how'd it go with your man?

"You're never gonna believe what happened. He threatened to get his wife on me. Can you believe that?"

"Yes, I can believe that. That's what you get when you flirt with married men, they get their wives on you."

"Whatever. All I know is that his wife, Angie, better not ruin our relationship."

"You don't have a relationship with him! He's married. Why don't you go after the other single wrestlers?"

"Because they're not as fine and fit as my man."

"I heard Randy's single." Misty said laughing.

Jenny had a serious look on her face. "Misty, it does not take a blind person to know that Randy is ugly."

Misty laughed.

"Let's go pick out an outfit I should beat Angie in."

A week later…

Jenny was so energetic. She couldn't wait to get to work. After all, Batista was going to be there. When she arrived, she saw Batista. As she was approaching to give him a hug, a woman appeared and hugged him first.

See my life's filled with ups and downs
I'm okay when you're around
And when I'm in a storm and my nights are cold
Reach out your hand for me to hold
See you're my queen on a throne
And you're the reason for a song
And I can't wait to fill you up with love

Jenny couldn't help, but stare. She felt a little heartbroken. Batista noticed Jenny looking at his direction. Jenny smiled, even though seeing him with Angie was tearing her up inside.

"Angie, I want you to meet Jenny."

Jenny looked at Angie. She was your average woman, with average features, but there was something different about her. Something she had that Jenny didn't. Maybe that's why Batista married her.

"You're the girl that's gonna beat my ass?"

"Huh?" Jenny responded a little confused, "oh yeah. When I said I was gonna beat your ass in the ring, what I meant was I was gonna beat your ass in a ring toss tournament."

Batista couldn't believe what he was hearing.

"Last week, you were ready to take her on. Don't tell me you're backing down."

"No. It's just that…I'm having problems this week and I feel a little stressed out." Jenny lied.

"Well, I hope maybe next week you're ready." said Angie.

"Yeah, maybe next week." Jenny said as she walked away from them, but someone was grabbing a hold of her arm. She turned and saw it was Batista.

"Why did you just lie?"

"I don't know."

"Are you scared of Angie?"

"No. I just…I'm sorry, okay?"

"Sorry? For what?"

Jenny was quit for a moment. She wanted to let Batista know that she felt sorry for starting this whole mess. She decided to just leave Batista alone and let him be happy. Maybe Batista wasn't meant for Jenny. Maybe Angie deserved. After all, she's a living miracle. She was diagnosed with two different types of cancer and she survived. Jenny had to give credits to Angie.

I wanna be the sun, your stars, your moon
I wanna be a hot summer day in June
I wanna be the smell of your sweet perfume
I just wanna be close
I wanna be the see that bare your life brand new
I wanna be the one that's so faithful and true
I wanna be the man down that aisle in that suit, yes
I just wanna be close

Angie went up to them.

"I'm sorry for interrupting, but I need to talk to Dave."

Jenny turned, but before she could walk away, Batista was holding her arm again. Batista pulled Jenny closer and gave her a hug. He whispered in her ear.

"This is for saving my life."

Jenny laughed and left the two to be alone. She couldn't help it, but that was the first time someone made her feel guilty,but in a positive way and for that,she has Batista to thank.

A/N: The last chorus repeats itself 2 and half times, but I'm only doing it once and I wasn't sure if I put the verses in the right places, but blah. Well, well, well, I wonder what Angie is gonna say to Batista. Who knows? Will Jenny ever fall out of love with Batista? More unfolds in chapter two!