Dear Readers,
In regards to Mudbloods and Purebloods, I am sorry for the long update time, but im currently stuck on where to go. So I decided to write a little oneshot based on A Very Potter Sequel, currently showing on Youtube, a Harry Potter Parody.
If you haven't seen this, please watch it first, or you'll be very confused. If you haven't, that's okay too, you'll just be LMAOing the whole time reading this.
*disclaimer: I DON"T OWN AVPS...it belongs to the most awesomenest group ... starkid potter ... ((and mooooonshoes potter, traversing the galaxy to pigfarts))
Enjoy!
Draco vs. Potty
An AVPS/AVPM oneshot
Sitting in a circle, with my two best friends, Crabbe and Goyle, I decided to tell them about my experience about using the potty, even though all respectable wizards wear diapers.
"Must tell you guys, about my experience with using the potty for the first time. It was scary at first, and I didn't fall in. Father will be proud."
Unsurprisingly, both stared at me dumbfoundly, but I told them my story anyway.
"I peered carefully into the empty loo. Terror crept up in me as I slowly walked over to the big potty. That fear of me falling in washed over me like a wave, but I held my head up high and continued to stalk toward the thing."
"I smiled to myself thinking, Father will be proud of me, so he won't say to me, "Draco! You goddamn little poofer! Why can't you be a normal human being and use the potty?""
"Noticing a bar on top of the potty, I carefully climbed up and grabbed it with one hand, and then I placed one foot on one side, and other on the other side. Peering down, I unlatched the sides of the diaper and then I held on to bar with my other hand, and watched the diaper slide into the potty, while I go too."
"Did you know that the potty is a great time to socialize? Yes, you can look over to the person next to you and say, "How are you doing, you old chap? Is this your first time using the potty too?" When I'm all done, I clean myself up, and walk away like big boys do, and feel like a normal human being."
"After, I went and got my crayons and wrote a letter and drew pictures for Father explaining to him everything that I did, and even the potty. I have to say I'm a pretty good drawer, not like that Hermione who can't draw. See the shading? Isn't it great? Anyways, I write to Father, hoping that he'll answer me, and say that I'm his son, and that he loves me."
"What do you say, Goyle?" I asked him casually when I was done
"You'll be the one who is totally awesome!" I beam brightly, there is a reason he is my best friend.
"Crabbe?"
"Got nothing on you, eh, you old chap?" Crabbe grunted to me, with a small smile trying to force its way on his face.
Grabbing my friends, I say to them, "Let's go watch Wizards of Waverly Place."
I hope you enjoyed this!