No where near finished! Random idea I had a long time ago that I recently found again and want to finish. It's posted mostly as motivation for me to finish it in fact.
Text in italic is thoughts.
Text in italic AND bold is Kyuubi's thoughts/speech.
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Iruka rolled his eyes. Seriously, Naruto was such a sweet boy, really, but he was dense. So dense in fact that Iruka was convinced he had to be acting. After all, after being introduced to your friend's family who the hell then asks who "all the funny looking people" are? Naruto apparently. Iruka had done a double take when Chouji told him. Ah yes, those complete strangers who are definitely not the family of one of your friends THAT YOU JUST GOT INTRODUCED TO are definitely complete strangers.
Iruka had sweat-dropped AND face palmed upon hearing the exact events of that day later from Shikamaru. He had taught Naruto better. Iruka sighed, resolving to find Naruto and find out from him exactly how much he had embarrassed himself. And then, oh yes then, he would use the special look that teachers reserve for their naughtiest students to scare the life out of Naruto and scold him to pay attention more.
Of course, no one could possibly get lost while on the way to THEIR OWN APARTMENT and then narrowly avoid walking into a pole only to promptly collide into a vendor standing beside it could they?....Well, most people wouldn't at least. Apparently Naruto had, judging from the look on his face. Sasuke stopped in front of Naruto, who was now swearing loudly and nursing a new bruise on the ground. He smirked, and muttered "dobe," loud enough for his target to hear but still quiet enough that none of the people around, if they had even been paying attention, would have heard.
Mwahaha got him this time! Sasuke smirked even more prominently, both inside and out. Another thing to check off his to-do list. Not that the great avenger HAD a to-do list….but still….Whatever. Sasuke, rapidly getting pissed at the thought of a great avenger like him even having a to-do list, stalked off to pursue more leads he had found on Itachi. After all, the bastard was about as flamboyant as a flamingo, there were even Itachi fan girls in most villages Sasuke had been in, even despite the fact that most girls alive were Sasuke fan girls. Or seemed to be….annoying bakas.
Still, it's because of them that he had realized that a) Sasuke truly is god (but….he had actually known that already) and b), nothing wrong with a little incest as long as your brother was as hot as Itachi. DAMN IT, I am NOT gay. Sasuke shook his head, trying to get the mental image he had of Itachi doing…things, out of his head. Yes, he had realized his brother was hot, but he refused to accept that he was gay. Hotness like his just did strange things….yes, let's go with that…DAMN IT… Sasuke growled, shot one final menacing look at Naruto over his shoulder, and sped around the corner.
Naruto, standing up and rubbing his head, was utterly confused. One second, he had been walking and had spotted a pole and so had used his ultimate ninja skills to avoid it, and then there were bowls of ramen, many many bowls of ramen….pretty pretty bowls of ramen….and then Sasuke, grumbling and power walking around a corner. Life is strange.