Double, Double

Double, double,
Guns are trouble.
Double, double.
Vacuum roar, soup bubble.

Two bits
Of personality.
Two personalities.
A bit of trouble.

Kushami vs. Ranchi.
Blonde vs. Blue.
Crook vs. Cook.
Evil vs. Good?

Who am I?
Who was I?
Who should I be?
Who should I want to be?

It makes me feel better,
Knowing I know talking turtles,
Shapeshifting pigs and cats, triclopses...
I'm not the only weird one.

Or...
I'm not the only weird two
'Cause I'm not one, I'm two.
Double, double...

Am I trouble?