Eowyn the Seductress

by swimfan

The story of Eowyn's attempts to seduce the men of Middle Earth after she can't get Aragorn. It's humor, kinda making fun of her. So if you don't want to see her in that way then do not read this. And for the record, the word attempt does not mean succeed

1. prologue

Eowyn the Seductress

Chap 1: Prologue

This is the story of all my attempts of seducing all the men of Middle Earth. Now first of all I want to make some things clear. I'm not a slut, really, I just like to have some fun. Of course you wouldn't understand. You don't have some nasty looking, possessed by a dark wizard, guy stalking you and constantly hitting on you. Not only is it insulting but it's also extremely annoying. The guy just can't take no for an answer. Well anyway, I knew I could get a better man than him. But all the men in my kingdom had either been banished or were loyal to Saruman. So you can imagine my joy when the Fellowship arrived in Rohan.