The Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothing But The Truth. Naruto Style.
Chapter 1: Team Kakashi
Each member of Team Kakashi woke up that morning feeling very odd. When they looked in the mirror that morning at their still half asleep faces, the first thought that went through their heads was 'I look like crap'. At 10:00 they were meeting at the training field, for some sparring and then going out to lunch.
"Hey guys! Good morning," Sakura called. She ran towards them smiling and waving. Sasuke lifted his hand in greeting, and Naruto ran forward hugging her. "So what are we doing today?" Surprisingly, it was Sasuke who answered right away. "Well, I was going to beat the crap out of Naruto, and probably stare at your ass for a while and WHAT THE HELL!?" Sakura and Naruto's mouths dropped. "Are you really Sasuke," asked Naruto.
"Yeah of course I am. I DO NOT KNOW WHY I SAID THAT THOUGH!"
"Neither do I teme, neither do I." Sakura, meanwhile was squealing internally, 'HE STARES AT US! CHA!!'
"Sakura…as cute as you look like that, please come back to earth." Sasuke turned beet red after his sentence, and Sakura turned slowly. "Wait…oh no! I think that Tsunade cast a truth jutsu on us…she does it when she feels like matchmaking."
"So…I have to tell the truth then," Naruto put his hand on his chin and pondered, "might as well start now! I have never liked Sakura as more then a friend, I lied to cover up liking Hinata-chan and I hoped she would get jealous and do something…but she didn't. I do love ramen more then life…and I still want to be Hokage. Not much to say."
Sakura took a deep breath. "OK, once when Sasuke was taking a bath on a mission, I went and spied on him so I could see him shirtless. I really do love him with all my heart, and I want to be the girl that he revives his clan with!" Cue the blushing for both parties at this statement. "Umm…I'm in love with Sakura, I am emo and have cut myself before. I want to marry her and have lots of pink haired children." Sasuke's mind is a disturbing place, and Sakura is a very perverted girl. Shockingly enough, it was Naruto who was the most innocent and honest of Team Kakashi. Who would have guessed?