It was a nice, yet sad day for Nozomi Toujou. It was Graduation Day. Cherry blossoms flowing in the wind, graduating students saying their good-byes, juniors confessing to the 3rd-years; The change of pace felt really nice.

After getting approached and confessed to by underclassmen and classmates alike, Nozomi took a walk in the garden. She wanted to take a break from all the sadness that she had been feeling by simply gazing at the beautiful flowers in her sight. It took her a bit of time before realizing that Honoka, Rin, and Nico had been secretly watching her.

"I can see you, you know." Nozomi said. Shortly after, she heard the three sigh.

"We, um, have something to tell you. It's really big news." said Honoka.

"And what is this 'big news' you're talking about?"

Her question was met with silence, until...

"Remember when you groped us on the rooftop,"

"And it led to another thing?"

They took out sticks which looked awfully familiar. She took a closer look at these sticks before realizing what they were going to say.

"Well..."

"We're pregnant,"

"And you're the father."

She definitely didn't expect the last line.

Nozomi ran as fast as she could from them, Not giving a shit about the hundreds of schoolgirls squealing and spurting out blood from their noses because they saw her. How the hell did they get pregnant, anyway? She's a girl! Maybe they're just pushing the responsibility on her. Yeah.

She stopped running and lied down on the floor, exhaustion and all. After catching her breath and opening her eyes, she saw Umi, blushing while holding something that looked like what she just saw a while ago.

Fuck, not this shit again.

"Remember the night I slept at your apartment, and we made love, Nozomi? I'm, uh, pregnant. And you're the fa-"

Before Umi could finish talking, Nozomi forgot about her exhaustion and started running towards an empty classroom. She's a girl, for god's sake! She didn't have something supernatural between her legs! She had boobs! Big ones! Probably the biggest ones in her school! How the hell could SHE father a child?

She went in an empty classroom, with no one in sight. Nozomi needed time to digest all of this. Her? A FATHER? How the he-

"Nozomi-chan." Oh no, not again.

In front of her was Chika Saijou, Kotori and her Mom, Maki and her Mom, Honoka's mom and dad, Nico's mom, Hanayo, Tsubasa, Erena, Anju, Yukiho, and Arisa. All holding sticks of terror. Wait, Honoka's dad too?

"We're pregnant. You're the father."

ShitshitshitshitshitshitIshouldn'thavesleptwithallofthem

Time for Nozomi slowed down. She only had three options right now. She could just take responsibility for her actions and be a... great parent, jump out of the window, or shoot herself in the head and kill herself.

The second and third options weren't so different, but she went with the second one anyway. She didn't have a gun.

Surprisingly, she didn't even get injured. She forgot that she was in an empty classroom in the first floor, and thought that she would die. But that also meant that they would have an easier time catching her. Be absent-minded in the tightest situations, of course.

They kept running after her until someone who smelled like chocolate pulled her from behind and hid her until they gave up on finding Nozomi.

Elichi.

"Why are they running after you, Nozomi? Did you do something?" said her blonde girlfriend, unaware of the situation Nozomi was facing.

Nozomi didn't even think twice about not telling her. "Nothing happened."

"Anyway, I have great news, And you're gonna love it!"

Nozomi smiled. Finally, a break from all the people she supposedly impregnated. "What is it?"

"I'm pregnant, Nozomi! You're going to be a father!"

-END-

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