Warnings: Slash. Extremely Hilarious Situations (Don't drink or eat while reading. Any liquids WILL come out through your nostrils). Massive Character (mostly Kakashi) eye-twitchage. Lots and Lots of Chaos (they're chibis - what'd ya expect?)

Pairings: Kakashi/Iruka, Kurenai/Asuma, Naruto/Shino, Kiba/Hinata, Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura/Lee/Gaara (as in Sasuke wants Naruto, Sakura wants Sasuke, Lee wants Sakura, and Gaara wants Lee), Neji/Tenten, Ino/Shikamaru/Temari (as in both Ino and Temari want Shikamaru and Shikamaru just wants to be left alone)


Prologue

Getting Saddled With Chibis

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Kakashi sighed, as the Godaime Hokage tried to hold in her laughter. She was currently looking at the chibified version of Sakura who had chibi tears in her eyes.

"A-and you have no i-idea how this happened?" Tsunade asked, trying her best not to laugh. Her big smile gave her away though.

"Not a clue," Kakashi said, "And it didn't just happen to my students either." He moved out of the door way so Tsunade could see Asuma, Kurenai, and Gai with chibified versions of their students in their arms.

"Oh my," Tsunade said, snickering.

"Not funny, baa-chan!" Chibi Naruto whined, pulling on her Hokage robes, "Fix us!"

"I'm afraid I don't know how, Naruto-kun," Tsunade said, pulling him onto her lap, "Because I don't know how you got like this." Tsunade felt another pull on her robes, and looked down to see a hopeful Chibi Hinata. Tsunade smiled, and pulled her onto her lap as well.

"Crud," Asuma said, looking at his watch, after putting his students down, "I have a mission to get to in five minutes."

"So do I," Kurenai said, putting Kiba and Shino down, wondering when Hinata managed to wiggle free.

"I HAVE A MISSION THAT THE POWER OF YOUTH IS NEEDED ON AS WELL!" Gai yelled, putting a now eye-twitching Neji, a smiling Tenten, and a beaming Lee down. Tenten immediately latched onto Neji, whose eye twitched even more.

"Well, I wouldn't want to keep you," Tsunade said, dismissing them, "Kakashi, I guess you'll have to watch the chibis until their instructors return."

"Me?" Kakashi asked, "All twelve?"

"All twelve," Tsunade replied. Kakashi muttered words under his breath that made Kiba say, "AW! Bad Kashi! He say bad words!" Kakashi groaned, and he was sorely tempted to bash his head against a wall.

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Preview of Next Chapter

First Evening Done And Over

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There were two guest bedrooms. So Sakura, Tenten, Ino, and Hinata would be in one, and Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, Lee, Shikamaru, Choji, Shino, and Kiba would be in the other. But first - food.

"Hungy!" Choji said, apparently following Kakashi's trail of thought.

"Hungy!" Kiba agreed.

"Hungy!" Naruto was the next to join in.

"Hungy! Hungy! Hungy! Hungy!" all of the chibis, save Sasuke, Shino, and Hinata, had joined in.

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Hinata, while normally quiet, had a whole helluva lot of lung power. And she was using it!

'This couldn't get any worse,' Kakashi thought. As if in answer to Kakashi, Sakura and Ino started bawling. And then Tenten, not to be left out, started bawling as well. Kakashi groaned, as Naruto came in.

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Kiba and Sasuke got into a fight, and ended up tuckering each other out. They both fell asleep in the same sleeping bag. Which was good because he didn't have enough sleeping bags to go around.

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Baki's eye twitched. Kakashi's eye twitched back. Kakashi shut the door in Baki's face. Baki's eye twitched again.


Poor, poor, Kakashi. Stuck with all twelve chibis. They caused chaos when they were big, now they'll cause even more. Read and Review. Reviews may make me update faster! Smiles!

Rune