"Hey, Hey, Hey everyone! It's me, Caesar Flickerman, and I am your host for – say it with me now – PANEM'S GOT TALENT!" Caesar speaks with a crescendo throughout his entire sentence, and the audience just goes wild.
"And here's my co-host KATNISS EVERDEEEEEN!" The audience nearly tips over in their chairs, and I can't help but notice that three-fourths of the audience is, in fact, people of the capitol. I swing my braid over my shoulder, give the corniest smile I have, and walk down the stage as the fireworks above me explode.
"Now that the Hunger Games are gone, who wants to have some fun?" Caesar mocks my corny, cliché little tone, and he continues on with the show.
"Now, this year, ten of Panem's most talented individuals will go head to head in a fierce competition! Now, our nation's most adorable, beautiful, and fierce mascot, Katniss Everdeen will show you your contestants!" The jeopardy music blasts at a ridiculous level behind me, and I can barely even hear myself speak.
Peeta Mellark – He can bake bread faster than your grandmother!
Gale Hawthorne – His shooting skills are so sharp, you'll nearly pee yourself!
Effie Trinket – She can't sing, and she can't dance, but woah! Are her time management skills sick!
Haymitch Abernathy – He can concoct a drink so delicious, you'll be begging on your knees!
Mrs. Everdeen – Katniss's mom has miracle hands! She can cure anything! Let's just hope she doesn't bring back the dead…
Lady the Goat – Baah Baah black sheep has NUTHIN on this rapper of a goat!
Random Avox – She's quiet, but MAN she is good at staring contests!
Greasy Sae – She can make soup out of anything! Seriously… Anything….
President Paylor – She can put ANYONE to sleep with her politic talk!
Buttercup – The cutest feline you'll ever have the pleasure of eating! Meeting! Meeting! I'm joking everyone….. seriously….
"And those are your contestants, everyone!" Caser bellows out, letting me catch my breath after all those names. He obviously knows I suck at the hosting stuff. He winks at me, and that's my cue for me to give my most serious, dramatic smile while I deliver "The News". As the audience's claps and woops settle down to a mere silence, I whisper rapidly, "That's not it, everyone. To get this season started, we have decided to kick one contestant off already! Who will it be? What unfortunate, creature of human deserves this unlawful fate? That's up to YOU to decide! See you next week, this is Katniss Everdeen, and this is – say it with me now – PANEM'S GOT TALENT!"
Hellooooo everyone! This is how this is going to work: Drop me a PM or a REVIEW telling me who should GO HOME! I will tally the votes up, and then I will start another chapter. This is just kinda a little fun story, and we will see who wins – say it with me now;) lolol – PANEM'S GOT TALENT! :)