Hey guys, the Rubes is back! That's what's up!
England: Oh shut up.
me: T.T sorry. Human names are used along with nation names. This takes place in Harry's first year. I'm sorry in advanced for any spelling or grammar mistakes. Also, I'm american so I don't do british spellings...
Disclaimer:I do not own Hetalia nor Harry Potter!
England POV
England massaged his temples in an attempt to calm his raging headache. Every single noise irked him. His damn paperwork wasn't helping. At least America wasn't bothering him. God, why can't he be cute and innocent again?
England's thoughts were interuppted as a quiet tapping filled the room. England frantically searched the room for the tapping. After all, even such a small tapping could be quite annoying when you have a pounding headache. The source was a tawny owl tapping at the office window. England opened his window.
"Oh shut up, will you?" he asked rudely. The owl pecked and his hand and held out it's leg. England cried out in pain and sucked on the bite. He finally noticed the letter tied to the owl's leg.
"What do we have here?" He asked the owl, who simply hooted. England untied the letter and read out loud (to no one in particular):
Dear Arthur Kirkland,
I trust you are well, my friend? It has been quite a while. About 11 years, yes? I was wondering if you could do me a small favor. You see, our friend, Harry Potter has been accepted to his first year of Hogwarts. I'm sure you also know that Voldemort is back, and trying everything he can to destroy the boy. We must not let that happen. I was hoping that you and a some friends of yours could go undercover as first-year students. My only instruction is to not become enemies with the boy. That is, if you will accept. I will be awaiting your reply letter, whether rejection or acception.
Sincerely,
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
England stared at the paper. He didn't remember an Albus Dumbledore...oooooh yes, now he remembered him. It really had been 11 years. Excitement bubbled up. A chance to be young again? A chance to go to a school for magic? Sign him up! But England was still confused. Did Albus really want him to bring some friends? That would only end in disaster. He supposed it couldn't be helped. But did anyone really want to go to a school of magic and be away from paperwork for a year? What a silly question! England scolded himself, Of COURSE they want to get away from paperwork. Better double check any way. England dialed in China's phone number. "Ni hao, England," China answered. "China? Yes I have a question for you. How would you like to do less paperwork for a year or so?"
"I'm listening..." China responded. England told China about Albus's request. And in the end, managed to convince China to come with him to the school. (It wasn't hard) That's pretty much how all the phone calls ended, though for different reasons:
China to get away from paperwork.
France to annoy Angleterre.
Japan to "sightsee".
Italy because he thought it would be fun.
Germany because he had to keep an eye on Italy.
Romano to keep an eye on 'that potato bastard.
Russia to be by his Yao Yao.
America to be by Iggy.
Canada (who?) to keep an eye on America.
Lithuania was forced by Russia.
and finally, Poland because Liet was going.
England sat back in his chair. He quickly wrote down an acceptance letter and the (human!) names of all who were going, including himself. He felt like this year was going to be a chaotic, but over all good year.
There. It wasn't horrible I hope 0.o I figured this could be a long chapter since it took me forever to type...but then I realized it wasn't long at all...I guess I type slow T.T