Chapter 1
I was walking down the street when I ran into a bunch of royal guards
"Oh god I'm for the dungeon" I thought
However to my amazement Diana, Princess of Wales stepped in
"you men stand down" she ordered
"your highness" they replied and bowed out
"and what are you doing out this late?" Diana said to me
"I was coming home from the football and I wasn't looking where I was going I'm very sorry your highness"
I stepped back expecting to be lynched at any moment, Diana had obviously sensed this because she put a comforting hand on my shoulder
"wouldn't your family be concerned about you?"
"I doubt it my family are on holiday"
"they didn't take you?
"Nah I didn't want to go I wanted to stay here so I could watch my heroes Darren Millane Peter Daicos and Grahame Wright"
Diana looked from me to her guards to me again
"I won't hear about you staying home alone you will stay in the kingdom"
"Yeah sure" I said not believing her
"No I'm serious"
And so we went into the kingdom and were met by other royals Charles, Philip Fergie (Sarah Ferguson) and the queen
"Diana what's going on here?" Charles asked
"I found him wandering around outside"
"I see, hello young man" Charles said extending his hand
"your highness" I said shaking it
"Where are the parents?" Fergie asked
"They went on holiday"
"I see, Mother who will be his caregivers?"
"Well Diana found him so I guess you two can take care of him"