30 Ways Jiraiya Annoys Tsunade
1. He takes off his shirt in front of her... which makes her look like a drooling baffoon
2. He keeps telling everyone that he loves Tsunade
3. He's so damn hott... at least thats what Tsunade thinks
4. He hugs her and kisses her in public to pretend they're a couple
5. He gets her drunk making her worry about what he did to her last night.
6. He flirts with other girls to see if she'll get jealous.
7. He tells Shizune he's marrying Tsunade
8. Shizune tells Naruto
9. Naruto freaks out and tells everybody
10. Jiraiya hires Naruto to video tape him making out with Tsunade
11. Jiraiya makes Tsunade admit she loves him... while Naruto's filming
12. Jiraiya adopts a baby that looks like him or Tsunade and tells everyone that Tsunade had a baby with him
13. He makes her believe that they got married after she got drunk one night
14. Blackmails her with pictures when she was flat-chested and tells her that he won't do it if she goes out with him
15. He pays Naruto to transform into Tsunade and go screaming I love Jiraiya down Konoha. Making people to believe that she's really in love with him.
16. He tricks her into playing strip poker with him.
17. She loses
18. He tells her she's the prettiest woman he's ever seen
19. He makes her blush
20. He gathers the rookie nine and Tsunade to play spin the bottle
21. He pays everyone to make the bottle somehow land on Tsunade
22. He makes out with Tsunade with everyone there
23. He follows her around complimenting everything she does.
24. He writes about her in Icha Icha Paradise.
25. He tackle glomps her in the middle of Konoha.
26. He pretends to be dying to trick her into marrying him.
27. She believes him and marries him
28. He reveals he's not really dying and makes out with her to make her forget her anger at him
29. She kisses back... and likes it
30. They have a baby... named Tsuraiya. XD
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