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Just a short one shot, hope you like it!
Disclaimer: my name isn't Steven Moffat or Mark Gatiss
Rules for Sherlock:
Don't use the freezer for stuff that isn't food.
Eyeballs don't fall under the category food
Noses don't fall under the category food
Not any body part falls under the category food
Don't experiment on John
Don't experiment on Mrs. Hudson
Don't experiment on Mary
Don't bully Mycroft
Calling him saying that he's fired is bullying
Calling him saying that his parents are dead is bullying
Giving all of his underwear to people from the homeless network is definitely bullying
Eat
Sleep
Wear clothes when you get invited to Buckingham Palace
A sheet doesn't fall under the category clothes
Don't get Molly to do stuff for you by being all sexy and charming
Don't pretend like you don't know about the rule above
Let Mycroft win with games
Don't call Lestrade in the middle of the night saying your bored and that you want a case
Don't try to get Donovan fired
Don't try to get Anderson fired
Be nice
At least try to be nice
At least pretend like you try to be nice
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If you want more chapters with rules for other Sherlock characters you should just comment below which one! BYE