I don't always drink, but when I do. It is when my subordinates drug me up at a party I did not ask to attend to. I can't think, I can't hear, all I have is a static ringing in my ear, gravity pulling on my arms and chest as if I was nothing more than a rag doll. I haven't even opened my eyes yet, but I felt that the world was spinning.
I finally started to sober. As my mind started to clear, I realize I am in a bed. (A bed that was actually comfortable) It wasn't one from the quarters. Wound up in a room. A child's room. I don't know who's room. All I see is darkening figures and shapes all around me. The more my eyes adjusted, I could make out little toys, and a lamp, and the usual bedroom items. The thing I could not adjust to was the multiple eyes that were staring at me. They were freakishly large, I don't know what my options where. One figure was moving towards me, and flashed me in the face with sunshine by pulling a blinds away causing light to instantly fill the room.
"Oh good, you are awake." Said a small boy, that was in serious need of a diet. "We found you just layin down on the beach and you were wet covered in sea-water."
I was covered in sea-water? Did Eren decided for everyone to go swimming or something? We don't even live near an ocean, let alone. I would think to myself before sitting up and looking at my clothing… which wasn't the clothing I was wearing before I went to the party.
"Oh, right. We didn't want you to get a cold. So we let you wear one of Pearl's night gowns." The chubby boy said with a, less than appealing grin.
"Dude, we totally saw you naked, hehe." Another said coming into the room with a purple figure, followed by two other people- her skin was purple.
I was about to open my mouth, and you know. Ask what who they were, and what were they, you know. Typical points needed to move the plot of the fanfiction going, even know everyone else knows who is who already. And if they didn't, you were probably a bad writer. (Such as myself.)
But sadly, the female titan crashed her head through the wall of the room where the bed was. Quickly opening her jaw and taking a huge bite within the room, killing Steven, Amethyst and I.