"Hey Suzy"
She could gape and her eyes grew to the size of pizzas when she saw the orange that mysteriously appeared to her, had a disgustingly large amount of teeth and creepy eyes and began speaking to her.
"Hey Crazy Eyes"
This orange taunted, growing louder in each attempt to command her attention.
She didn't care where it came from or why it was talking or what she was on, something from within her compelled her to grab the orange
"Wait what are…" With her bare hands, she twisted open the orange and had split it in half, and what was a millisecond of it's painful shriek, ceased as orange juice bled from both halves flowing through her finger tips as tiny waterfalls of an unnatural amount of orange juice leaked from the orange.
She did not know if this was a sign, or coincidence, a sign of insanity, a drug induced fantasy, or some strange revelation to be had in this time and place of complete poetic absurdity.
All she could take from this strange experience was that something within her gut, her mind, her soul, somehow… she had done a great service to humanity and to herself.