# Can I trust in my own heart or am I just a part of some big plan
Sirius, what the hell are you gibbering on about?
Well I was watching this muggle movie and well…. You wouldn't understand
1- Why were you watching a muggle movie? 2- What was it? Any good?
It was about these cartoon lions and they can sing, seriously some of them have pretty good singing voices!
Uh…scared, now!
Why? I thought it was kinda cool I want a singing lion!
I'll see what I can do…
NO WAY REALLY…can u put a red bow on it??
Sure! Why not?
YEY Sirius begins to dance happily
Uh…James backs away slowly.
Where are you going? Come back here with my lion!!!
The singing and dancing one, right?
NO they can't dance! Dancing lions! Don't be stupid!
Oh yes…how stupid of me! Who's ever heard of a dancing lion?!
Don't ask me! It's your brain!!!
And it shall remain that way thank you!
What the hell???
Hey! Don't you 'what the hell' me! Singing lion man!
# … He is not one of us…
Unfortunately…he is!
Who are you talking about? James have you even seen the movie?
I'm talking about singing lion man, and no – and I REALLY don't wanna either!
You're loss
Yep! Oh no! I think I'm gonna cry - damn my eyes!
Why would you want to damn you eyes? Then you could never ever watch any lions dance!
Oh damn…aww well!
HEY were you bad mouthing my lions?
No, no! Not at all – wouldn't dream of it paddy ol' pal!
You only call me that when you're up to something…IM TELLING MOONY!
Sirius, I -
MOONY!
What's wrong now Padfoot?
James is bad mouthing my singing lions!
Honestly James, grow up, bad mouthing singing lions indeed! Ok…WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU BAFOON??
No, lions
Ok then…WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU LION?
Singing lions Moony…James, Has he always been this slow? OOOOH is that why you read all the time Moony? To keep up?
I'm gonna take those singing lions and shove them up your-
MOONY! A cup of tea perhaps?
…No, I think I'll just leave.
BYE!! You lion hater!
… I'm coming with you!!! PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!
Aww, but Prongs – you're gonna miss the singing lions!!
GOD I'll just-
HAVE TO KEEP SIRIUS COMPANY!!! BYEEEE!
Nooooo!! Don't leave me here with him –
# Can you feel the love tonight?
HEEEEELP!!
Mwahahahahahaha! (Apparates)
NOOOOOOOOOO!!
# Hakuna Matata…
ARGH!! MY EARS – THEY BLEED!!
What?
BLOOD!! BLOOD I TELL YOU!
Uh…
I'M DYING!!
You're about to anyway…
DON'T JUST STAND THERE!
Ok then, can I dance?
No.
Sing?
NO!
Fly?
…Sure! Go for it!
WEEEEEEEE!
…the hell?
LOOK! I'M FLYING!
How can you be flying without a broom?
# …I can fly I can fly I can fly!
RIGHT! That's it! I'm gonna take those god damn movies and shove them where the sun don't shine!
Um…
What?
I don't quite know how to stop!
Singing or flying?
Both!
I'm leaving!
Wait! No! You can't leave me up here…PRONGS! NOOOO! Hey! This is kinda fun!
Sirius what the hell…?
Hi Lily! Betcha never knew I could fly did you babe?
Certainly didn't lovekins!
Hey! Padfoot – stop hitting on my wife!
Stop me!
Ok…
Mmmmmmffff
What was that Sirius?
Mmmmmmmmmmmfffffff
I'm sorry – I can't hear you properly!
You don't seem to be able to talk, Padfoot!
Mm m mmmm mmmm mm mm mmmm mmmm!
What?
Un-hex him a minute…
Ok.
Now – what did you say to me, Padfoot?
I said: # Oh I just can't wait to be king!
That's it!
NOOOO! ARGH!!
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End.
A/N: Ok, we wrote this whilst listening to some Disney songs and since we both love the Lion King…well…
Thanks for readin'!