Kile as The Imperial Bad Ass.
Kevin as Noob boss
Matt as Mr. Assassin
Zack as Paco the handyman
Damn it noob! Shouted Kile.
Stop knifing the driver!
Dahahahhahahaha laughed the noob boss.
"Wait...wut...where's Matt?"
The noob boss hears a "Waaahhh!" Ad the imperial bad ass was ejected .
"I'm up here!" Shouted .
"Chico mic uno!" Yelled Paco. "I have bewbz!?"
was confused.
Then the bus shakes ass the Imperial Bad ass climbs back on board.
"Well, noobs will be noobs, and bullet monkeys"
Stated the IBadass.
" we'lll I say ur da bus monkey!"
Noob Boss screamed that and the imperial bad ass fell on his bottom.
jumped into the bus from exit Panel. "You look like a dog!" Said the noob boss. "We'll then" said . Do He stuck his head out the window and a baby jumped on his face! "AHHHH KILL IT KILL IT! " the noob boss started to laugh and the bus driver was ignoring the stupid shit going on in the back. Paco knifed the baby,(denizen) and cut it up to put in a taco and eat."what, I heard their good eat'n this time of year!" Explained Paco.
The bus stopped and zombies were everywhere. "How did this happen?" Said Paco.
"I farted." Explained te noob boss.
"No, I mean the zombies!" Yelled Paco.
"Oh, I thought you meant the smell?!"
They shot the zombies in the face with their pistols and the bullets penetrate through their brains and the zombies die.
"I need a weapon." Said the a imperial bad ass as he punched a zombie in the face and scrotum.
"Go into that pink glowy building" stated the noob boss!
The imperial bad ass came out with an mp5 and shot dem headz of de zombies!
"Ew...MP5?! YOU NOOB, GO BACK TO HALOOO!" Shouted the noob boss.
went over to the box room and all hell was bout to happen.