Hello all! I decided to something new and write funny things about my daily shenanigans on Fire Emblem Heroes! I know my thoughts won't apply to everyone, but I figured I should write this anyway to also exercise my brain a bit.

I am also not imposing bias on any character. Any characters I mention are the ones I actually have and use for my battles.

(4/16)

"Klein!"

"Here!"

"Nino!"

"Here!"

"Lucina! Ike! Corrin! Catria! Siegbert!"

As Kiran read off of her neatly compiled roster, each unit checked in, and Kiran continued to move down the list, her hand shifting the paper until she reached the last name.

"Dorcas!"

"Here."

"We're all here. Good." Kiran rolled up the list in her hand before tying it with a red ribbon and pocketing it into her white robe. "Grand Conquests, let's go!"

Most of the team headed down to the waiting area, while Kiran's four most trusted allies - Klein, Nino, Lucina, and Ike - followed her to a great map that lit up with red, green, and blue colors.

"We're on Anna's team, right?" Nino sighed. "Geez, this is tough."

"You can say that again." Klein chuckled, looking at the four green spaces surrounded by red and blue.

"We have a few Conquest Lances we can use to help out Anna." Kiran noted confidently. "But we're going for only the Hard Level thirty-five Level, nothing harder. That way we can get the highest score on offense and such."

Lucina nodded. "Agreed. Which should we go for first?"

"The middle area. That one looks easiest to fight back on. Less cavalry bonuses are better for us. You know I prefer Infantry units better. They can move through trees and they don't have to be stopped by those stupid trenches."

"And us!" Nino piped in.

"Of course. You four are my favorites." Kiran smiled and patted Nino's bright green hair. "Let's go. We have an area to defend!"

Kiran watched the battle from the ledge far above. Ike and Lucina were managing the defense and a good offense, while Klein and Nino sniped down enemies that could do magical damage to the two. Lachesis kept close behind to make sure Klein's and Nino's HP didn't drop too low to be picked off too easily - they had Fury 3, so their HP dropped extremely fast.

It was good for their B skills though - Klein had Vantage 3 and Nino had Desperation 3. Kiran had plenty of bad experiences with these skills, but the good parts outweighed the bad.

Deeming that her four main allies didn't need supervising any longer, she looked at the second group who was advancing on the other side of the wall - Exalted Chrom, Female Corrin, Nowi.

Ahead was a Reinhardt, and Kiran knew that would be trouble.

"Nowi! Block Reinhardt from reaching Chrom now!" Kiran shouted, and Nowi did so, zapping the horseman. The horseman had to escape the battlefield, charred and scorched from Nowi's Lightning Breath.

Kiran then sat back, watching as her units moved as she had directed. The conquest was relatively easy, and by turn seven, Klein and Nino had blocked parts of the reinforcement areas from the main enemy fort. Lucina, Ike, and a few of the others had joined up, and they destroyed the fort by turn nine - a glorifying victory despite the slightly easier level.

Together with the allies, they saw the points appear on the main board, and they cheered - they received an S for every requirement.

"This feels just like a New Year celebration." New Year Corrin noted, setting his Hama Ya + down on the ground to adjust his robe. "Are we going to battle again?"

"You bet!" Kiran responded with a grin on her face.

That evening, Kiran counted her orbs since they had just gotten one from raising a tier level in the Grand Conquests.

"We have sixteen. Just four more, and we can summon for the Thracia 776 banner. How about that?"

"That's good. I hope we get Leif or Nanna this time. The recent summons were terrible..." Alfonse agreed.

"You're kidding, Brother! Every summon means new friends!" Sharena countered. "No summon is terrible!"

"Three-star summons are terrible," the blue-haired man muttered under his breath. While Sharena didn't seem to hear, Kiran did and nodded her agreement.

Sixteen orbs... Just four more...

"You know what? Let's get four more orbs. We can do a Squad Assault or two, maybe even Chain battles. I'm getting my killer quartet."

Anna just smiled as Kiran made a hasty wave and departed.

Outside of the room, she heard shouting. "Klein! Nino! Lucina! Ike! Squad Assaults!"

"Yes!" Nino's excited voice echoed in the halls, as usual. "C'mon, Lucina! Hurry up!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming. Don't worry. Gods, you remind me of Cynthia sometimes with that energy of yours." Lucina laughed as footsteps proceeded down the hall.

Squad Assaults were hard, only if you didn't pick out the right units for the battle. Kiran still had trouble with picking out units especially for the fourth and fifth battles, where the units she wanted were unable to participate because they had fought in a previous battle.

However, after many tries, Kiran finally managed to get the perfect run-through of the ninth Squad Assault. Ike had survived a hit from the blue mage (Kiran almost cried) and recovered a massive amount of HP after activating Radiant Aether. Things went smoothly after the small error, and Kiran cheered happily from her lookout ledge.

"Yeaaahhh! You guys did great! And we got another seal! And two orbs!" Kiran's eyes lit up as she babbled excitedly about the win.

Now with twenty orbs (the team had finished some achievements, accumulating two more orbs before the Squad Assault), the five headed off to the summoning stone, Breidablik in hand.

"Klein, I was wondering what you preferred - the Brave Bow or the Silver Bow with the Res Refinement." Kiran asked, looking at the Silver Noble.

Klein thought a while. "Well, both are good... It all depends on what you want. It also depends on the situation of course... whether I need the speed or not."

"True, true." Kiran rubbed her cheek, deep in thought. "I like the Silver Bow because it has much more might and also, it can be refined so you can be a mage tank and a mage killer. That's good for me, because Ike and Lucina aren't the best at tanking magic. But I also like the Brave Bow so you can double many of your enemies and possibly defeat them whereas you can't do that sometimes with the Silver Bow. I guess I'll keep the Silver Bow, then. It kind of fits your title, too."

"It does." Klein smiled.

"Nino, what did you think about Gronnraven? Do you think that would be better than Gronnblade?"

"I don't know. Whatever works is fine! And maybe you can help me read the Gronnraven book, too!"

"Oh, Nino." Kiran laughed. "Would you rather do more damage based on how many allies are around you, or would you rather do more damage based on how many boosts you get?"

"I don't know." Nino answered again, shrugging.

Kiran nodded. "That's okay. I don't have any Gronnraven+ tomes from anybody, so Gronnblade + it will be. Ike and Lucina, any new skills you thought were interesting in that battle?"

"No, not really." Ike shook his head. "I'm good."

"Same here." Lucina nodded. "Heavy Blade is very useful, since Aether takes a longer time to activate. Back in Awakening, it wasn't based off of how many times you hit or were hit. If only it were that..."

"You guys would be killing left and right if you could activate the skill every time. All right. Enough talk. We're here! Seems that everyone else is gathered here, too! Let's get summoning!"

Holding up five orbs, a range of five different spheres formulated in front of Kiran, and she saw three red ones and two clear ones.

"Red first! I have a good feeling about this!"

Colors swirled as the stone fit into the summoning rock, and Kiran shot at it. A bright light filled the air, making everyone shield their eyes. What remained after the light faded was a woman in purple hair, a magenta scarf, and purple clothing.

"It's Katarina! And five stars, too!" Sharena gushed. "It's so good to meet you, Katarina! I'm Sharena!"

"Hi, Sharena. It's nice to meet you, too." Katarina replied quietly, gazing at the others around her. Kiran checked the stat board and found that Katarina's stats were -

Up to HP, down to Defense... Not bad, but not so good, either... She could still be good, but she's definitely not going to come close to replacing my killer quartet.

"Welcome, Katarina. Welcome to the army of Heroes!" Kiran waved and smiled. "Come here and watch the rest of the summoning session, and then we'll get you introduced to everyone as well. Of course, you met Sharena already. There's Anna and Alfonse over there, and I'm Kiran, the summoner and tactician here."

Katarina nodded and stayed off to the sides while Kiran decided to pick a colorless orb. The summoning stone did not lift, and Kiran held in a pained sigh as a three star Setsuna popped out, looking apathetic as always.

"Hello, Setsuna." Kiran nodded.

Setsuna did not seem so surprised that Kiran already knew her name. Since she didn't care much for introductions, she sat with the other Setsuna, and Kiran could only hope that the two would not fall into a trap together, which of course, spelled double trouble.

Next up was another red orb. Corrin, a four star hero, stood next to the summoning stone with a silver sword in his hand. Kiran figured this wasn't too bad, as she could use his Dragon Fang skill. It worked well on many of the units, and she thought it was far better than Glimmer or Night Sky, too. However, the fact that Corrin was only a four star hero made Kiran wanted to sag on this game of chance.

Why do I feel that Wrys is going to be that other colorless orb?

She chose the red orb instead, getting a three star Selena, much to her disappointment.

This isn't good. At all. I might be able to use Selena for Reposition, but that's about it.

Lastly, she chose the clear orb, hoping for Nanna to appear. Another bright light filled the air, and...

What do you know?

It's Wrys!

Good old Wrys!

Yeah, that's awesome! Just the unit I wanted today and every day!

Kiran screamed internally, wanting to throw down Breidablik to the ground. Of course, she held in the frustration and greeted the old healer as warmly as she could - the old healer did not need to be yelled at or rejected now, of course.

A good source of feathers, I suppose...

AN: I started writing this yesterday and wasn't able to finish until today (4/17). I guess I'll make journal entries every two days so you get more out of one day, I guess.

These are true events that happened to me in Fire Emblem. The summoning session, yes, that was true. I might have mixed up the order I chose the units, but either way, I still had the thought about getting Wrys in the summoning session. And guess what? Lucky me, the prediction was right! Woohoo!

And yes, I put a silver bow on Klein with the Res Refinement. It actually works. With S Support, my Klein has at least 40 speed, and with Vantage, he can one-shot mages. It's been very useful in the Grand Conquests, since I fight on a lower level to get an S on every requirement. Klein will just shoot down everything. I'm quite biased towards him, but there's a good reason for that. You might have seen him on one point on the Grand Conquest map, too.

Anyways, that's my experiences on being a Fire Emblem player.