When they were caught by the FBI, Jen was interogatted first.

"Did you kill this man?" A picture was flipped onto the table.

"No. Emily killed him, I ate him."

"You're a cannibal?"

"Nooo," Jen explained, as if she were talking to a small child she was about to kill and eat, "I'm a zombie. There's a difference. I'm dead."

The two men left the room, leaning in and talking to each other.

"It's obvious that's a scizophrenic, Hotch."

"I know that, but why would she lie about being alive? Scizophrenic's know if they're dead are not."

"Yes, they know they're alive because they can still talk."

They then went to go talk to Emily.

"Did you kill this man?"

"Yes. He tried to take my sugar. Poor bastard was lucky he didn't go after Jen's Skittles. She has a tendency to shred them, throwing guts and other squishy bits into the air while she showers in their blood. And that's after she tourchers them. You don't want me to get started on the tourcher. He's lucky I just stabbed him in the ribs and then went into the shreading frenzy."

"Okay... So what did you kill him with?"

"My nails."

"You're nails?"

"Yes, my nails. I'm a zombie. I kill things with my nails. Just like how Jen runs, crawls, growls, screams, pounces, tackels, shreads with claws, and delivers the killer blow by ripping out the jungular. Then she eats them. JUST LIKE THE GOD DAMN FUCKING TIC-TAC-TOE PIECES! YOU'RE A HOBAG JEN!"

"I HEARD THAT EMILY! SHUT UP YOU CUMSLUT! TIC-TAC-TESTINES IS A FUN AND YUMMY GAME TO PLAY! JUST BECAUSE YOU LIVE OFF OF SUGAR AND CAFFINE DOESN'T MEAN ALL THE OTHER ZOMBIES DO!"

"I KNOW YOU HEARD ME JEN! THAT'S WHY I YELLED IT!"

"MUDDER TERESA WAS A BADASS MOFO!"

"HELL YEAH SHE WAS!"

"WE NEED A PICTURE TO SHOW HOW BADASS SHE WAS!"

"ALL THE PICTURES SHOW HOW BADASS SHE WAS!"

"MY FISH GAVE BIRTH TO A HUMAN BABY!"

"WHAT? FISH LAY EGGS JEN! THEN THE MALE SQUIRTS SPERM INTO THEM!"

"YEAH, WELL, THIS WAS A JESUS FISH!"

"JESUS FISH DON'T EXSIST JEN!"

"STOP LIEING TO ME EMILY!"

They teleported to a cliff in the side of a mountain, Hotch and Reid standing shock stilled.

"How the fuck did we get here?"

"EMILY LET US END THIS LIKE HOW WE STARTED THIS!"

"TOGTHER!" The two zombies joined hands and jumped off the cliff. The two FBI agents thought they plumented to their doom, not knowing they would just appear in their house in South Park.