I really like mixing Disney and Naruto, alright?
So, this one is a rewrite of One Last Hope from Hercules, starring Jiraiya. Enjoy!
So you wanna be Hokage kid?
Well, whoop-de-do!
I've been jerked around before
With jerkoffs just like you!
Each and everyone a disappointment (Pain!)
For which there ain't no ointment.
Brats like you come and go
(even brats of Minato's)
Don't ask me to just jump into the fray!
My answer is two words-
...Okay.
(You win!
Oh kami…)
I'd given up hope that someone would come around
A fella who wouldn't wind up deep underground
The kind who wins tough fights
Who's got the bark and bite!
At least a bit more height- but no!
(I got the half-pint... )
My brain's been a desert man, my ambition gone
Content to spend lazy days and to write my porn
But you need an advisor
A sensei, but wiser-
A training organizer-
Hey, no!
(You'll gimme an ulcer...)
I'm down to one last hope- and I hope it's you
Though kid, you're not exactly a dream come true!
I've trained enough morons who never came through
You're my one last hope, so you'll have to do...
Ninja gods have faced the odds,
And ended up a mockery
Don't believe those stories kid-
They're all a load of crockery!
To be a true ninja kid is a dying art
Like writing a masterpiece-
It's a work of heart!
It takes more than sinew
It's about what's in you!
You have to continue- now go!
(Now that's more like it!)
I'm down to one last shot, and my last footnote
Before I pick a plot, and a gravestone quote
My dreams are on you, kid- go make 'em come true!
Climb that uphill slope
Keep pushing that envelope
You're my one last hope
And kid, it's up to you!